Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted August 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 19, 2022 (edited) "Evening Stubbsy, don't usually see you in here" "Trying to avoid his Lordship, he's bound to look for me in the Nuns or the Helmet." "Oh, upset him have you?" "Me? No. He upset himself. But it's not worth being near him in this mood. You know what he's like. We were going to go the entire season unbeaten. It's always the same if they get a half decent start. Now it's all doom and gloom and the end is nigh." "How come? " "Defeat" "How many have they lost " "Just the one. But it's the manner of the defeat, he says." "Get battered did they?" "Not in particular. They lost two goals to nil." "Who against?" "Peterborough." "Oh, meant to be a good side them though aren't they?" "They'll be there or there abouts at the end of the season according to the book makers, and of course, Wednesday only had ten men." "Did they? Well, not too bad then all things considered?" "Don't you believe it. He's now saying he can't see where the next point is coming from and that we are incapable of scoring goals." "Oh, struggling to find the net are they?....pint is it?" "Yes please, and a Brandy.......Not really struggling to find the net, I mean, they could be better, but the game with ten men was actually the first time they haven't scored this season." "Oh, the old scoring plenty but letting in a shed load eh?" "Well, apart from a bad game against Portsmouth and the goals on Tuesday when they had ten men, they've actually accrued three clean sheets in five games. " "There you go, that's £8.80.... thanks... so where are they in the table then. Near the relegation places?" "I'm not sure off the top of my head. 7th maybe. But they're only 3 points off the top team." "So what's he going on about then?" "Oh you know what it's like. Sometimes there's no reasoning with him. And if it's not the team it's the referees. He was on about tackling being all but banned from the modern game the other night and that the players may as well start wearing slippers. Was on about how the games gone soft. How it's all mamby pamby these days , how he yearns for the old days when men were men, and tough as old boots. Not cry babies. " "Hello?" "Stubbs! Where the hell are you?" "I've just popped into town, Sir" "Well what time will you be home?" "Does it matter ,Sir? I thought you'd gone to bed?" "I have. But, well, but who's going to tuck me in?" "Sir..." "Also, there's a noise from the landing." "It's probably the radiator." "I demand you home at once!" "Very good, Sir" "You off Stubbsy?" "He wants tucking in and he's scared of the dark." "Oh, ha, so much for all this 'the worlds gone soft thing' eh?" "You know what they're like , big babies really. He'll be on cloud nine talking about a new paint job for HMS P!ss the league if they win again tomorrow." --------------------------------------------- Bolton Wanderers -V- WEDNESDAY --------- EFL Championship Kick Off: 3:00pm The University of Bolton Stadium ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BOLTON WANDERERS IAN Evatt wants Wanderers fans to make the difference in Saturday’s heavyweight clash against Sheffield Wednesday. More than 5,000 travelling supporters have already snapped up tickets for the away end – and Bolton have confirmed sales have already topped 20,000 overall, ensuring it will be one of the top 10 attendances the club has ever had at this level of football. There are even whispers that the UniBol could welcome its biggest league crowd since the Whites dropped out of the Premier League - currently 24,844 on the final day of the 2012/13 season against Evatt’s old club Blackpool. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ WEDNESDAY Summer signing Michael Smith won't be fit to start the match for Wednesday as he continues rehabilitation from a niggling injury. Reece James starts a suspension after being sent off in the Owls first defeat of the season against Peterborough. There will more than likely be a start for new recruit, loan signing Mark McGuinness who has arrived from Cardiff City. The centre back played 34 times for the Bluebirds in the Championship last season. Jack Hunt will be assessed after a short illness. Edited August 20, 2022 by Lord Snooty 27 7 6 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sambo89 Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: "Evening Stubbsy, don't usually see you in here" "Trying to avoid his Lordship, he's bound to look for me in the Nuns or the Helmet." "Oh, upset him have you?" "Me? No. He upset himself. But it's not worth being near him in this mood. You know what he's like. We were going to go the entire season unbeaten. It's always the same if they get a half decent start. Now it's all doom and gloom and the end is nigh." "How come? " "Defeat" "How many have they lost " "Just the one. But it's the manner of the defeat, he says." "Get battered did they?" "Not in particular. They lost two goals to nil." "Who against?" "Peterborough." "Oh, meant to be a good side them though aren't they?" "They'll be there or there abouts at the end of the season according to the book makers, and of course, Wednesday only had ten men." "Did they? Well, not too bad then all things considered?" "Don't you believe it. He's now saying he can't see where the next point is coming from and that we are incapable of scoring goals." "Oh, struggling to find the net are they?....pint is it?" "Yes please, and a Brandy.......Not really struggling to find the net, I mean, they could be better, but the game with ten men was actually the first time they haven't scored this season." "Oh, the old scoring plenty but letting in a shed load eh?" "Well, apart from a bad game against Portsmouth and the goals on Tuesday when they had ten men, they've actually accrued three clean sheets in five games. " "There you go, that's £8.80.... thanks... so where are they in the table then. Near the relegation places?" "I'm not sure off the top of my head. 7th maybe. But they're only 3 points off the top team." "So what's he going on about then?" "Oh you know what it's like. Sometimes there's no reasoning with him. And if it's not the team it's the referees. He was on about tackling being all but banned from the modern game the other night and that the players may as well start wearing slippers. Was on about how the games gone soft. How it's all mamby pamby these days , how he yearns for the old days when men were men, and tough as old boots. Not cry babies. " "Hello?" "Stubbs! Where the hell are you?" "I've just popped into town, Sir" "Well what time will you be home?" "Does it matter ,Sir? I thought you'd gone to bed?" "I have. But, well, but who's going to tuck me in?" "Sir..." "Also, there's a noise from the landing." "It's probably the radiator." "I demand you home at once!" "Very good, Sir" "You off Stubbsy?" "He wants tucking in and he's scared of the dark." "Oh, ha, so much for all this 'the worlds gone soft thing' eh?" "You know what they're like , big babies really. He'll be on cloud nine talking about a new paint job for HMS P!ss the league if they win again tomorrow." --------------------------------------------- Bolton Wanderers -V- WEDNESDAY --------- EFL Championship Kick Off: 3:00pm The University of Bolton Stadium ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BOLTON WANDERERS IAN Evatt wants Wanderers fans to make the difference in Saturday’s heavyweight clash against Sheffield Wednesday. More than 5,000 travelling supporters have already snapped up tickets for the away end – and Bolton have confirmed sales have already topped 20,000 overall, ensuring it will be one of the top 10 attendances the club has ever had at this level of football. There are even whispers that the UniBol could welcome its biggest league crowd since the Whites dropped out of the Premier League - currently 24,844 on the final day of the 2012/13 season against Evatt’s old club Blackpool. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ WEDNESDAY Summer signing Michael Smith won't be fit to start the match for Wednesday as he continues rehabilitation from a niggling injury. Reece James starts a suspension after being sent off in the Owls first defeat of the season against Peterborough. There will more than likely be a start for new recruit, loan signing Mark McGuinness who has arrived from Cardiff City. The centre back played 34 times for the Bluebirds in the Championship last season. Jack Hunt will be assessed after a short illness. Just woke r lass up chuckling at that, she's in a mood now. Cheers mate 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Looking forward to seeing Lee again, always a pleasure. Can’t even bring myself to wish him a bad game! Let’s hope Agent Kachunga is his usual self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
striker Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Assuming Gregory and Windass fit to start and Bannan back, quietly optimistic about this one. We might even score a goal or two to get us back on track. Not an easy game by any means, but an important one after the midweek defeat. 0-2 Wednesday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Thanks MiLord. Come on Wednesday. UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 17 minutes ago, striker said: Assuming Gregory and Windass fit to start 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalAlien Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 19 minutes ago, Mr. Tom said: Looking forward to seeing Lee again, always a pleasure. Can’t even bring myself to wish him a bad game! Let’s hope Agent Kachunga is his usual self. Absolute nonsense, Lee plays for Bolton now, I hope he has a nightmare, making loads of errors and scores an own goal (same as Kachunga) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalmJimmers Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 3-1 Wednesday. Johnson, Windass & Gregory. Kachunga for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Draw would be a good result as it would’ve been in midweek. Let’s keep it positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malcolm Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Let's get back to winning ways, 2-1 Wednesday. Gregory and Windass. UTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Great OMDT as always Snoots. Very difficult game this one. A win would be great, but i this one will end in a draw. Result 1-1 Come on Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beswetherick Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 What a player 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gresh Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 If we want to get top two then these are the types of games we need to win after the mid week setback. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trumbullowl Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 I reckon this will be a big test of our morale and mettle. So much went wrong on Tuesday; Baz ill, James sent off, Byers off his head, and two goals shipped from right wing crosses without the slightest trace of us mustering a reply. Full house, place buzzing - we have to play smart for all ninety minutes. Dreading it / can't wait. UTO. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 We'll be up for it after Tuesday and provided the ref doesn't want to be the star of the show I fancy our chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOFABI Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Knob all to complain about after tomorra, Wednesday 6-1 Bolton, 3 for Greg, 2 for Windy, 1 for Baz, 1 for Kieran Lee. This is not speculation, it is fact based on science and data and technology and techniques. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Come on the Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Back to 0-1 to the Owls. All that matters is the result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hootsman Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Thanks M'lud. Back to winning ways today, 0-3. Safe travels to all those crossing the Pennines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 Novel OMDT, Snoots - brilliant as usual! Went to Bolton just the once, years and years ago when it was Burnden Park so I'm going to drivel on about that all day to whoever will listen. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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