Lord Snooty

I think he was referring to the contracts between kit suppliers and clubs rather than football rules.

Innocent or not the fact remain. Chedwin went down on a young woman AFTER his mate had chucked his custard over the velcro triangle. That makes him a dirty snort beast. A snortbeast cleared of any wrong doing in the eyes of the law. But a dirtysnort beast all the same. Singing songs about him being a criminal maybe off limits. Singing about him being a dirty, swarthy type with a taste for stirring second hand gentlemens relish is fair game.

Lots of interesting facts this week old scout. I hope you'll all find it very ..educational! I'd feel totally relaxed about it. And probably say. "Oh well. Don't worry. I sure you'll get the hang of it because that's where you'll be playing."

In my experience they're often the worst offenders

As if they know how to clean anything. Most of them don't clean themselves.

Yes, you dirty swine, I'm sure I can guess why you lot are back early - The easy prey of the inebriated first year!

1st years and Internationals yes. But 2nd , 3rd and 4ths don't have to be back till the start of teaching on the 25th. Though of course I can only speak of The proper University ,where I know several of the council. I can't say what the situation is at Gasworks Polytechnic or whatever it's called these days.

I can say with all honesty that a Nuhiu winner at the KOP end against the old enemy would be amongst the greatest possible outcomes possible in a match.

Also the second and third years will be coming back to University this weekend. All excellent planned.

Tillman has just brought me a pot of tea and some sandwiches. The cushions in the chair have been fluffed. I am sitting comfortably. Please begin. .

No point going half and half my dear. Come with me and you can be dissapointed both ends up!

Was just thinking the same. Sounds like they've had a half time rocket. Crikey listening to this is so bad for the heart

Carlos out... All the boys out....for a nice slap up meal and a couple drinks. Keep it lads!

Superb. Love the sharp shoe shuffle from Reach. Text book header from Hooperman