Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted February 26, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 26, 2020 "Are you going to the game tomorrow,Ted?" "No" "How come? Got something else on?" "No. I'm just never going again whilever Pelupessy and Dawson play" "Why's that then?" "W*nk" "The thing is though, they're both fit, available and.." "W*nk" "Well, I was going to say follow instruction" "W*nk instruction" "W*nk instruction?" "W*nk instruction from a w*nk manager" "If they're as poor as you say they are...would the instruction make a difference?" "No, coz they're w*nk" "So you won't be watching at all then?" "No. Din't watch last week, won't watch this week. I'm not paying to watch that w*nk" "I thought it was an improved performance last week. Especially second half." "Should have been 5 nil down by half time" "I thought you didn't watch it?" "I din't, not while he's picking that w*nk" "How do you know it was bad then?" "Coz a W*nk manager picked a w*nk team, wi w*nk tactics and has done for weeks" "Not a fan of Monk then?" "W*nk" "Who would you rather have of those available" "Anybody" "Anybody?" "Anybody" "Anybody at all, Is that what you're saying?" "Anybody." "Really,Ted. Really? Jeremy Clarkson? Randy Newman? Nigel Havers?" "Yes." "Honestly? You must have a name?" "Anybody who isn't w*nk" Havers - Probably w*nk "This 'anybody'. He'd still have the same squad though whoever he is" "Yeah, but mebbe it'll be somone who isn't w*nk!" "I see" "Someone who hasn't got w*nk tactics!" "What in particular don't you like?" "F*cking hoofball! It's all we get!" "So you would prefer a possession based game?" "No. Carlos did that. Knocking it about the back four. Fannying about in midfield. W*nk. And did yer see us against Barnsley f*cking up 5 yards passes. God no!" "So what style would you like?" "Like Liverpool! 100mph, all out attack, players all over the show" "You like Klopps style then?" "Oh aye" "Pacy wide players who will take on a man." "Yep." "And a midfield three that.." "Oooh no. I don't like all that midfield business. I want two up front. I don't like all this central striker stuff. It's w*nk" "Two up front then" "Aye." "So not like Liverpool set up?" "No. What I want is the Liverpool style, but 4-4-2." "Who would you play in midfield?" "Luongo" "He's injured" "And Hutchinson" "Ok. But like I said, Luongo is injured.." "Ok. I'll put Lee in there." "Who would you play out wide?" "Not Harris." "Why?" "He's w*nk. One trick pony" "Reach?" "No, he can't tackle. He's f*cking nesh. W*nk. Might play him at left back though" "Left back?! You just said he couldn't tackle!" "He can't, but he's better than Fox. I know he's done all right of late. But overall he's w*nk" "So who is playing on the left? Forestieri?" "No he's got to play striker" "Ok. Murphy on the left then?" "No. He's w*nk. I said that first week he was here" "He's been positive of late" "Nah. That miss. W*nk. You can't pick him after that" "What about the right hand side?" "Well not Odubajo. He's w*nk; and not Palmer. Says it all that we still have him. He can't attack and he can't defend. W*nk" "At the back?" "Iorfa. But I think mebbe he should be in midfield. Coz I loved Carlton and this kids big and black'n'all." "Really,Ted? Really?" "Yep" "So Lees and Borner at the back then?" "Not Lees no. Oh no! He's gone w*nk" "So Borner and who?" "Need a new un." "Well we can't get a new one, and where's Bannan fitting into all this?" "Not f*ckin deep! That's for sure. In the hole behind Fernando and Fletcher. If he drops deep he wants f*cking off" "I thought you were playing 4-4-2?" "Yeah." "But you've gone for Iorfa and Hutchinson in the middle." "Right then. I'll put Iorfa at centre half then!" "Goal?" "Westwood" "I think that ship has sailed.But... even if it hadn't we have been told he's 'got an injury anyway" "Well not Dawson. He's w*nk" "Wildsmith?" "No. He's w*nk'n'all" "Well it's got to be one of them" "Dawson then! But his bossing folks about and organising is w*nk" "Right, Ted. You still need a left back. Fox, Palmer or Odubajo?" "F*cking...they're all w*nk!" "I need to push you,Ted" "Fox then! Even though he's w*nk!" "Right back? Palmer or Odubajo" "Palmer ...but only coz he's slightly less w*nk" "And you still need another wide man. Harris or Murphy?" "Well it'll have to be Murphy. Though for not scoring that last week he should be shot!" "Right. So we've got your team. It's 4-3-3" "No! I want 4-4-2, I've teld thi" "Well who's playing on the left then?" "Well...erm...f*cking....Fernando will just have to cover across a bit." "But I thought you wanted 4-4-2?" "Yeah...but..look, Put Harris in then!" "Right. Here we go then Ted ,I've got the side here." Dawson Palmer Iorfa Borner Fox Hutchinson Muprhy Lee Bannan Forestieri Fletcher "That line up is a f*cking monstrosity! F*cking Monk!" "Hang on,Ted..." "No. This is what I'm on about. Absolute w*nk. One up front at home." "No, Ted, this isn't Monks team. This is the team you've just picked." "Eh?" "That's the team you've just picked" "Wey....it's...y'know....if we can hit Fletch early'n'that. Get Nando and Murphy round him." "Sounds a bit direct that, Ted?" "Well I don't care .Look Snoots, I don't want to be inviting trouble on. Know what I mean? We get rid of the f*cker. If it means it has to go long. It has to go long. We're conceding too many goals. Get it out the f*ckin' road up the other end of the pitch. Get the lads after it. Get Fletch holding it." "Sounds a bit hoofball to me that Ted, and all this one up top stuff....at home..." "Tha knows nowt pal. We need to fight for everything." "So you want to make it a scrap,Ted? You think you're players can't play?" "Look, they're going to go out there and work their socks off. Yer can't ask anymore than that" "Well what about points,Ted? People want to see points!" "It's individual mistakes Snoots. I'm not gonna hang the lads out to dry" "I thought you said they were all w*nk,Ted?" "Well I can't defend what we've seen recently" "One up front though,Ted. At home" "Look I just want to get a foothold in the game Snoots. Make sure we don't lose midfield. Then if I see the opportunity I might chuck another forrad on. Or another winger and try and get sumat. Know what I mean? We wanna win the game, but the main thing is- We have to make sure we don't lose the game. Know what I mean? Mentally, that could kill the group. You don't know the f*cking pressure,man! You don't know the pressure. We go all out gung-ho and get suckered there's no way back." "Another pint,Ted?" "Eh? What? Aye go on then" --------------------------------- WEDNESDAY -V- CHARLTON ----------------------------------------- Wednesday 25th February Kick off : 19:45pm Owlerton --------------------------------- SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY Wednesday's Steven Fletcher could start for Sheffield Wednesday after returning from a knee injury as a substitute in Saturday's 3-3 draw at Birmingham. Midfielder Massimo Luongo is a doubt. Defender Morgan Fox is likely to start after appearing from the bench last week. --------------------------------------------------- CHARLTON Charlton will assess midfielder Darren Pratley, who had an injection in a back injury and missed Saturday's win against struggling Luton. Wales international Jonny Williams (ankle) is out, while forward Chuks Aneke is building up his fitness. The Addicks are five points above the relegation zone, having won three of their past five games. .. --------------------------------------------------- Fletcher and Phillips- Needle in the firs game --------------------------------------------------- Recent form Sheffield Wednesday's 3-3 draw with Birmingham at the weekend now means Garry Monk's men are without a win since beating Leeds on January 11. That win at Elland Road is now their sole victory in 11 outings. Just as Charlton seem to be keeping themselves afloat in the division, they struggle to win more than one game in succession. They have, however, won three of their last five league games, with the last a 3-1 win at home to Luton. 18 6 36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trumbullowl Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Love it Snoots. It's w*nk though. Last eleven games we've scored 10 and conceded 21 so head says 2-1 defeat nailed on, but heart says "why the fvvck do you put me through this week in week out?" I think Kieran Lee is finding form, glad Ted left him off the list of disappointing players. UTO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Brilliant Snoots, you've encapsulated Owlstalk to a tee there. 2-0.... got a feeling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 This threads well w*nk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treborowl Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Reminds me of the old Blue Danube chant from the kop c1969. Der der der der der, w*nk w*nk, w*nk w*nk, and repeat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The only way is S6 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Marvellous rant from the resident know it all down the battle cruiser LS. Missed a few opportunities for some rhyming banter though. Lamb shank, Jodrell Bank to name but two. I think this is the match to turn the tide. Gonna be there in our usual seats, to witness a 2020 home goal, first hand (shandy) There's a sort of morbid curiosity about watching us now; as if we're fascinated by how bad we can be! Still, it's better than watching Corrie, shopping or working. 2-1 to us with a glorious fightback, after Dawson concedes one off the wrist................. UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 THE WEDNESDAY 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Come on the Wednesday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Culture lesson alert!!! It's desperate times.......I've been practicing my Pukana and channeling my inner Maori Warrior!!!! "Pukana" is the facial expression, in particular the tongue, which I figure is always a useful exercise 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post full fathom five Posted February 26, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 26, 2020 WAWAW WE'RE ALL W*,NK AREN'T WE 3 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Must win game.....how many times have we said that recently? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Enjoyed that Snoots. Sums OT up in one conversation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinnishOwl Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 The odds at the local betting office here show that Charlton's chances of winning are 18,5%. We play home, so had to lump on. Sorry about that. Nevertheless, anything but a draw is a good result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 (edited) Edited February 26, 2020 by Mr. Tom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
striker Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Hopefully we take the momentum of a better performance on Saturday into tonight's game. Iorfa back at CB, hopefully Fox fit enough to start. Charlton have a recent record of WLWLW so would be nice to keep that going with another loss to keep it tidy for them. 2-1 Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danblakemore Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Cant work out whether its because Fox is getting better or we are getting that rubbish that we are happy to see him back in the side? I'll be one of the few there tonight. Hoping for back to back home wins before the cup game. Its the hope that kills you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls_fan_since_1983 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Come on Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Bravo.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedee Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Great Op your lordship. Wednesday win tonight to steady the ship those southerners dont like the cold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Post by Munchausens.... jolly good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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