scilly owl

And how can anyone slag off David Cameron and George Osbourne ? They were doing their best ffs

Dig in and win, are you flippin joking. Turn our season around.... now I know that you are definitely joking.

I don’t speak Swahili, can you translate please.

Our full backs.....flippin Norah. Our centre forward.....suck me sideways.

Manchester City away. They would be absolutely petrified.

Overrated ? Depends how highly you rate them I suppose.

Firstly, our Chairman has probably never heard of Chris Waddle, and secondly I would hate to fall out of love with one of our greatest ever players. He does talk a lot of sense though.

If she reads Owlstalk you are in deep deep sh*t. ( and so am I )

What the fu*k does she do anyway ?

Billy Smart, Gerald Ratner or Clive Sinclair.

Crying’s quite good...it usually works for girls so I don’t see why we shouldn’t try it...in fact I’m crying right now.

Fairy

Ideal for the predicted cold snap then....you’ll be thankful for a chick that was built when meat was cheap.

Snoot’s, you could have given it a miss this week !

Snoot’s, you could have given it a miss this week !