Print off a picture of the current Championship table making sure that the top club is cropped,
then bluetack it to the fridge.
Write to the BBC telling them that you don’t give a flying f•ck that Peterhead came from behind to snatch a draw at Stenhousemuir.
email match of the day and ask Alan Shearer to stop using sentences like “ If that football player wants to play for Newcastle United football club again in a football match then he is going to have to show his football manager that he is good enough to play in that football team”
Write to the FA and ask them to stop players pulling their socks up to their thighs... they’ll be using bloody suspenders soon.
Email the health and safety executive and ask them to put a stop to players holding a water bottle six inches from their mouth, squirting a stream of liquid into their gob, spitting it straight out and then repeating the filthy habit three more times. My ten year old grandson has started doing it at tea time which is very irritating.
Thats about it for now.
Stick your international break up your ar•se.