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3 hours ago, Ian_D said:

How did you end up thinking of Phil Brown. Completely of the underwhelmed scale. 

 

 

Same.

As i was reading all the criteria i was convinced it was gonna say..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kevin Keegan!

 

I was even excited by the prospect but the  computer said no!

 

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Not Yorkshire enough for the weirdos on here.

This is the criteria needed:

1. He needs teeth and bones made of Sheffield Steel

2. Drink 5 pints of Henderson's an hour.

3. Wear a flat cap

4. Born and raised in Yorkshire, preferably Sheffield, ideally the centre circle at Hillsborough, and must never have stepped outside the county, even for away matches.

5. Listen to the Arctic Monkeys for at least 12 hours a day.

6. Eat nothing but pork and crackling.

7. Must own a platinum card at Jack Fulton's.

8. Know every word to Snooker Loopy.

 

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3 hours ago, Hitcat said:

Not Yorkshire enough for the weirdos on here.

This is the criteria needed:

1. He needs teeth and bones made of Sheffield Steel

2. Drink 5 pints of Henderson's an hour.

3. Wear a flat cap

4. Born and raised in Yorkshire, preferably Sheffield, ideally the centre circle at Hillsborough, and must never have stepped outside the county, even for away matches.

5. Listen to the Arctic Monkeys for at least 12 hours a day.

6. Eat nothing but pork and crackling.

7. Must own a platinum card at Jack Fulton's.

8. Know every word to Snooker Loopy.

 

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Mick McCarthy:

  • We need a manager who won't have his strings pulled. ✅ 
  • We need a manager who is passionate , animated in the technical area. ✅ 
  • We need a manager who talks the talk in the press conferences. ✅ 
  • We need a manager who knows this division ✅ 
  • We need a manager who has been promoted from this division. ✅ 
  • We need a manager who knows the lower league bargains ✅ 
  • We need an Englishman! ✅ 
  • We need someone will bawl the players out when needed ✅ 
  • Must play attacking football even at the risk of losing ❌
  • Must want to come here ✅ 
  • Must have an understanding of Northern culture ✅ 

 

 

Ah, Big Mick. So close yet so far.

 

Unlucky pal, you've been struck from the list permanently. Nobody is allowed to mention him ever again.

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12 hours ago, Lord Snooty said:

It's nothing to do with money, and it's nothing to do with injuries.

If the injuries are even real of course. Some are fake because of contracts issues, some are faked by players with the monk on and the rest are just made up by the puppet manager.  Anyway. Whatever is going off behind the scenes we have in recent days really seen a wave of calls for the managers head. 

 

A few names have been put forward and many requirements listed.

 

So having collated the must have qualities that the most vociferous exponents of managerial change have  listed in many recent threads I have inputted all of your wishes into the Owlstalk super computer database.

 

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Ticking all the boxes required -: 

 

  • We need a manager who won't have his strings pulled.

 

  • We need a manager who is passionate , animated in the technical area

 

  • We need a manager who talks the talk in the press conferences.

 

  • We need a manager who knows this division

 

  • We need a manager who has been promoted from this division. 

 

  • We need a manager who knows the lower league bargains

 

  • We need an Englishman!

 

  • We need someone will bawl the players out when needed 

 

  • Must play attacking football even at the risk of losing

 

  • Must want to come here 

 

  • Must have an understanding of Northern culture

 

 

After the machine stopped buzzing and whirring It has found a man who ticks all the boxes required to pass the Owlstalk wish list, and even better hes now abailable too!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen... scientifically picked ...your number one option 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Phil Brown!

 

 

ANIMATED IN THE TECHNICAL AREA!

AND  PROMOTIONS IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL!!

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NO ARMS FOLDED HERE OR QUIET WORDS IN THE DRESSING ROOM GIVES UNDER PERFORMERS BÒLLOCKINGS WE CRAVE!

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SHOUTS!

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SHOUTS A LOT INFACT AND ....SHOWS PASSION!

 

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IS ENGLISH....AND NORTHERN! (flat cap optional) AND KNOWS THE DIVISION!

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NO MORE DULL PRESS CONFERENCES WITH THIS GUY!

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This is the man who once told the gathered hacks that he talked a woman down from throwing herself off the Humber bridge one morning whilst taking his team for a walk. 

Thing is with stuff like that. When you say there were 18 witnesses ...its usually best that you're telling the truth.

Turned out it was a complete and utter lie! 

 

Still.  More interesting than. "We have prepared well",  "player X will be back in two weeks" and "The lad who was ruled out for 5 years last week won't be back this weekend, no"

 

Get him in DC, the manager who ticks all the boxes!

Warnock.

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