Treborowl Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Cosby Blunkett said: If Jos gets sacked then the chairman will be picking up the phone to call one man.... You heard it here first. In Carlos' latest interview he couldn't have praised the Chairman more. Just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, Treborowl said: In Carlos' latest interview he couldn't have praised the Chairman more. Just saying... It'd be funny just for the meltdown on here. Then he wins first four games in charge.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, sonofbert2 said: Then he wins first four games in charge.... 1 Followed by the run from hell after which he is arrested for crimes against the Twenty Pound Note and defacing a likeness of the Monarch.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulsar Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Ian_D said: How did you end up thinking of Phil Brown. Completely of the underwhelmed scale. Same. As i was reading all the criteria i was convinced it was gonna say.. Kevin Keegan! I was even excited by the prospect but the computer said no! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Simaniac Owl said: Not true. Only HE can be HIM. Maybe you are HIS second coming? The first one was in an old sock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 4 hours ago, Animis said: He's not English; well not according to the Irish FA. He's as Irish as Tony Cascarino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Not Yorkshire enough for the weirdos on here. This is the criteria needed: 1. He needs teeth and bones made of Sheffield Steel 2. Drink 5 pints of Henderson's an hour. 3. Wear a flat cap 4. Born and raised in Yorkshire, preferably Sheffield, ideally the centre circle at Hillsborough, and must never have stepped outside the county, even for away matches. 5. Listen to the Arctic Monkeys for at least 12 hours a day. 6. Eat nothing but pork and crackling. 7. Must own a platinum card at Jack Fulton's. 8. Know every word to Snooker Loopy. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Needs to sort the algorithms out on chockablock The answer was Ron Atkinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Hitcat said: Not Yorkshire enough for the weirdos on here. This is the criteria needed: 1. He needs teeth and bones made of Sheffield Steel 2. Drink 5 pints of Henderson's an hour. 3. Wear a flat cap 4. Born and raised in Yorkshire, preferably Sheffield, ideally the centre circle at Hillsborough, and must never have stepped outside the county, even for away matches. 5. Listen to the Arctic Monkeys for at least 12 hours a day. 6. Eat nothing but pork and crackling. 7. Must own a platinum card at Jack Fulton's. 8. Know every word to Snooker Loopy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Saw a headline yesterday which I think means he believes the Cardiff City owner has been replaced by an alien. ”Brown confirms fake Tan” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 10 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: He's a North Eastern Muck Star. The uphill Gardener of Saltburn That's his latest beach flick .... "Bet that sand doth hurt Dorothy" Such a delightful post to wake up to. I'm charmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlofOliveGrove Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Mick McCarthy: We need a manager who won't have his strings pulled. We need a manager who is passionate , animated in the technical area. We need a manager who talks the talk in the press conferences. We need a manager who knows this division We need a manager who has been promoted from this division. We need a manager who knows the lower league bargains We need an Englishman! We need someone will bawl the players out when needed Must play attacking football even at the risk of losing Must want to come here Must have an understanding of Northern culture Ah, Big Mick. So close yet so far. Unlucky pal, you've been struck from the list permanently. Nobody is allowed to mention him ever again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Going on the Rhodes signing, you do know it can be dangerous on here asking for something don't you? Will end up in tears. Brown stuff hitting a fan or summat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosborough-owl Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 12 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: It's nothing to do with money, and it's nothing to do with injuries. If the injuries are even real of course. Some are fake because of contracts issues, some are faked by players with the monk on and the rest are just made up by the puppet manager. Anyway. Whatever is going off behind the scenes we have in recent days really seen a wave of calls for the managers head. A few names have been put forward and many requirements listed. So having collated the must have qualities that the most vociferous exponents of managerial change have listed in many recent threads I have inputted all of your wishes into the Owlstalk super computer database. Ticking all the boxes required -: We need a manager who won't have his strings pulled. We need a manager who is passionate , animated in the technical area We need a manager who talks the talk in the press conferences. We need a manager who knows this division We need a manager who has been promoted from this division. We need a manager who knows the lower league bargains We need an Englishman! We need someone will bawl the players out when needed Must play attacking football even at the risk of losing Must want to come here Must have an understanding of Northern culture After the machine stopped buzzing and whirring It has found a man who ticks all the boxes required to pass the Owlstalk wish list, and even better hes now abailable too! Ladies and Gentlemen... scientifically picked ...your number one option Phil Brown! ANIMATED IN THE TECHNICAL AREA! AND PROMOTIONS IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL!! NO ARMS FOLDED HERE OR QUIET WORDS IN THE DRESSING ROOM GIVES UNDER PERFORMERS BÒLLOCKINGS WE CRAVE! SHOUTS! SHOUTS A LOT INFACT AND ....SHOWS PASSION! IS ENGLISH....AND NORTHERN! (flat cap optional) AND KNOWS THE DIVISION! NO MORE DULL PRESS CONFERENCES WITH THIS GUY! This is the man who once told the gathered hacks that he talked a woman down from throwing herself off the Humber bridge one morning whilst taking his team for a walk. Thing is with stuff like that. When you say there were 18 witnesses ...its usually best that you're telling the truth. Turned out it was a complete and utter lie! Still. More interesting than. "We have prepared well", "player X will be back in two weeks" and "The lad who was ruled out for 5 years last week won't be back this weekend, no" Get him in DC, the manager who ticks all the boxes! Warnock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatzooma Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 I like Phil Brown but I think he’s had more than his ‘moment in the sun’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 11 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Press conferences in full Bondage gear with cheerleaders coming on to Smells like Teen Spirit ... Jobs yours Bertie boy ......... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Hookowl said: What ever you do don't put that on the fishing thread Hooky.... without first setting up the defibrillator!!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 minute ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: What ever you do don't put that on the fishing thread Hooky.... without first setting up the defibrillator!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, Hookowl said: Norwich manager gets his own back on eighties verson of Jos For loans rip off saga .......... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Norwich manager gets his own back on eighties verson of Jos For loans rip off saga .......... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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