Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted November 12, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 12, 2018 It's nothing to do with money, and it's nothing to do with injuries. If the injuries are even real of course. Some are fake because of contracts issues, some are faked by players with the monk on and the rest are just made up by the puppet manager. Anyway. Whatever is going off behind the scenes we have in recent days really seen a wave of calls for the managers head. A few names have been put forward and many requirements listed. So having collated the must have qualities that the most vociferous exponents of managerial change have listed in many recent threads I have inputted all of your wishes into the Owlstalk super computer database. Ticking all the boxes required -: We need a manager who won't have his strings pulled. We need a manager who is passionate , animated in the technical area We need a manager who talks the talk in the press conferences. We need a manager who knows this division We need a manager who has been promoted from this division. We need a manager who knows the lower league bargains We need an Englishman! We need someone will bawl the players out when needed Must play attacking football even at the risk of losing Must want to come here Must have an understanding of Northern culture After the machine stopped buzzing and whirring It has found a man who ticks all the boxes required to pass the Owlstalk wish list, and even better hes now abailable too! Ladies and Gentlemen... scientifically picked ...your number one option Phil Brown! ANIMATED IN THE TECHNICAL AREA! AND PROMOTIONS IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL!! NO ARMS FOLDED HERE OR QUIET WORDS IN THE DRESSING ROOM GIVES UNDER PERFORMERS BÒLLOCKINGS WE CRAVE! SHOUTS! SHOUTS A LOT INFACT AND ....SHOWS PASSION! IS ENGLISH....AND NORTHERN! (flat cap optional) AND KNOWS THE DIVISION! NO MORE DULL PRESS CONFERENCES WITH THIS GUY! This is the man who once told the gathered hacks that he talked a woman down from throwing herself off the Humber bridge one morning whilst taking his team for a walk. Thing is with stuff like that. When you say there were 18 witnesses ...its usually best that you're telling the truth. Turned out it was a complete and utter lie! Still. More interesting than. "We have prepared well", "player X will be back in two weeks" and "The lad who was ruled out for 5 years last week won't be back this weekend, no" Get him in DC, the manager who ticks all the boxes! 1 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortlandOwl Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, Lord Snooty said: It's nothing to do with money, and it's nothing to do with injuries. If the injuries are even real of course. Some are fake because of contracts issues, some are faked by players with the monk on and the rest are just made up by the puppet manager. Anyway. Whatever is going off behind the scenes we have in recent days really seen a wave of calls for the managers head. A few names have been put forward and many requirements listed. So having collated the must have qualities that the most vociferous exponents of managerial change have listed in many recent threads I have inputted all of your wishes into the Owlstalk super computer database. Ticking all the boxes required -: We need a manager who won't have his strings pulled. We need a manager who is passionate , animated in the technical area We need a manager who talks the talk in the press conferences. We need a manager who knows this division We need a manager who has been promoted from this division. We need a manager who knows the lower league bargains We need an Englishman! We need someone will bawl the players out when needed Must play attacking football even at the risk of losing Must want to come here Must have an understanding of Northern culture After the machine stopped buzzing and whirring It has found a man who ticks all the boxes required to pass the Owlstalk wish list, and even better hes now abailable too! Ladies and Gentlemen... scientifically picked ...your number one option Phil Brown! ANIMATED IN THE TECHNICAL AREA! AND PROMOTIONS IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL!! NO ARMS FOLDED HERE OR QUIET WORDS IN THE DRESSING ROOM GIVES UNDER PERFORMERS BÒLLOCKINGS WE CRAVE! SHOUTS! SHOUTS A LOT INFACT AND ....SHOWS PASSION! IS ENGLISH....AND NORTHERN! (flat cap optional) AND KNOWS THE DIVISION! NO MORE DULL PRESS CONFERENCES WITH THIS GUY! This is the man who once told the gathered hacks that he talked a woman down from throwing herself off the Humber bridge one morning whilst taking his team for a walk. Thing is with stuff like that. When you say there were 18 witnesses ...its usually best that you're telling the truth. Turned out it was a complete and utter lie! Still. More interesting than. "We have prepared well", "player X will be back in two weeks" and "The lad who was ruled out for 5 years last week won't be back this weekend, no" Get him in DC, the manager who ticks all the boxes! You was doing so well..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anus Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Ah, Owlstalk's favourite past time, Managerwang! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Neg Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 I was convinced Colin had just been sacked when I read the last point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Look no further than 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mystic Neg Posted November 12, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, Simaniac Owl said: Look no further than I'm starting to believe you are Gary Megson 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Whose Phil Brown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Whose Phil Brown? Swindon's.... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Any other poster would have got a mullering over that pile of crap. It gets better this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, Mystic Neg said: I'm starting to believe you are Gary Megson Nah, it's his missus trying to get shut of him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) Well I never..... after all that I thought you were gonna say .....that ..... Brian Clough has been Cryogenically returned to mother earth and along with Peter Taylor is going to take the Owls up to the Prem . The title year after and European Champions League Winners year after !!! **Reboot it Corky .. N put some Duracells in this time .. Them Aldi ones are bobbar....... Edited November 12, 2018 by OWLERTON GHOST 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Mystic Neg said: I'm starting to believe you are Gary Megson Not true. Only HE can be HIM. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Tibbs Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 You been on the Harvey's again ?the margin on the decanter is a little lower this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, CLswfc said: Any other poster would have got a mullering over that pile of crap. It gets better this site. He ticks the boxes that people regularly site as being vital in the role. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Just now, Simaniac Owl said: Not true. Only HELP me I've been kidnapped by HIM. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Big Mick also fits the outlined criteria I believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Snooty said: He ticks the boxes that people regularly site as being vital in the role. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_D Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 How did you end up thinking of Phil Brown. Completely of the underwhelmed scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_D Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 or for me I'm being serious . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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