Animis Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Rogers said: Big Mick also fits the outlined criteria I believe He's not English; well not according to the Irish FA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 If Jos gets sacked then the chairman will be picking up the phone to call one man.... You heard it here first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Mrs Blenkinsops shed said: or for me I'm being serious . Cars burbling away ready to pick Stuart up "Blenks".... Jos needs all the help he can get now ........ Edited November 12, 2018 by OWLERTON GHOST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolsterstone Owl Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 If only he was English and had a Championship promotion then Steve Evans fits the bill! Holloway does though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluey9 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: It's nothing to do with money, and it's nothing to do with injuries. If the injuries are even real of course. Some are fake because of contracts issues, some are faked by players with the monk on and the rest are just made up by the puppet manager. Anyway. Whatever is going off behind the scenes we have in recent days really seen a wave of calls for the managers head. A few names have been put forward and many requirements listed. So having collated the must have qualities that the most vociferous exponents of managerial change have listed in many recent threads I have inputted all of your wishes into the Owlstalk super computer database. Ticking all the boxes required -: We need a manager who won't have his strings pulled. We need a manager who is passionate , animated in the technical area We need a manager who talks the talk in the press conferences. We need a manager who knows this division We need a manager who has been promoted from this division. We need a manager who knows the lower league bargains We need an Englishman! We need someone will bawl the players out when needed Must play attacking football even at the risk of losing Must want to come here Must have an understanding of Northern culture After the machine stopped buzzing and whirring It has found a man who ticks all the boxes required to pass the Owlstalk wish list, and even better hes now abailable too! Ladies and Gentlemen... scientifically picked ...your number one option Phil Brown! ANIMATED IN THE TECHNICAL AREA! AND PROMOTIONS IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL!! NO ARMS FOLDED HERE OR QUIET WORDS IN THE DRESSING ROOM GIVES UNDER PERFORMERS BÒLLOCKINGS WE CRAVE! SHOUTS! SHOUTS A LOT INFACT AND ....SHOWS PASSION! IS ENGLISH....AND NORTHERN! (flat cap optional) AND KNOWS THE DIVISION! NO MORE DULL PRESS CONFERENCES WITH THIS GUY! This is the man who once told the gathered hacks that he talked a woman down from throwing herself off the Humber bridge one morning whilst taking his team for a walk. Thing is with stuff like that. When you say there were 18 witnesses ...its usually best that you're telling the truth. Turned out it was a complete and utter lie! Still. More interesting than. "We have prepared well", "player X will be back in two weeks" and "The lad who was ruled out for 5 years last week won't be back this weekend, no" Get him in DC, the manager who ticks all the boxes! I don't mind Phill Brown Amigo ! At least he's got passion Better than we've got now Just my opinion ! Edited November 12, 2018 by Bluey9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 “You’re avin a larf aint ya?” I’m your man. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveger Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 tantastic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReadingOwl Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) My kids loved Choc a Block. Personally, Postman Pat was my favourite. Or, Thomas the Tank narrated by Ringo Starr. On VHS. But we never missed Choc a Block. Edited November 12, 2018 by ReadingOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat Owl Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Careful Snoots....DC clearly got the idea to sign Rhodes off here... Now, I wouldn't be entirely surprised if we got PB for Christmas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethel The Tree Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 57 minutes ago, stevewhiterose said: Must play attacking football even at the risk of losing No no no no no .. NO! Must play attacking football and never ever lose ... Ever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmigo Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Or Paul jewell. has taken two northern clubs to the premier league. Proper gaffer, northern, cheeky chap, bawls out the players, once I am sure tried to headbutt Martin grainger of brum when managing some team I can’t remember. most importantly he is British. That’s more important than any other thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 25 minutes ago, theowlsman said: “You’re avin a larf aint ya?” I’m your man. "Would you be interested in the Sheffield Wednesday Job Ian?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 At least Brown wouldn’t cost us anything. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46178061 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 55 minutes ago, Mycroft said: Whose Fill Brown? He's a North Eastern Muck Star. The uphill Gardener of Saltburn That's his latest beach flick .... "Bet that sand doth hurt Dorothy" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: He's a North Eastern Muck Star. The uphill Gardener of Saltburn That's his latest beach flick .... "Bet that sand doth hurt Dorothy" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 I got my old team promoted first season in the Regional Alliance Sunday League. They went on to Meadowhall and won the League Cup all in successive seasons. I fit all the other criteria, I'm one of your own, I have loads of pashun and therefore l want the job. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 19 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: I got my old team promoted first season in the Regional Alliance Sunday League. They went on to Meadowhall and won the League Cup all in successive seasons. I fit all the other criteria, I'm one of your own, I have loads of pashun and therefore l want the job. Press conferences in full Bondage gear with cheerleaders coming on to Smells like Teen Spirit ... Jobs yours Bertie boy ......... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 I'll sit in the dugout now and then with an Ipad looking reyt professional whilst in reality I'm telling folk to fuckoff in the OMDT. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: It's nothing to do with money, and it's nothing to do with injuries. If the injuries are even real of course. Some are fake because of contracts issues, some are faked by players with the monk on and the rest are just made up by the puppet manager. Anyway. Whatever is going off behind the scenes we have in recent days really seen a wave of calls for the managers head. A few names have been put forward and many requirements listed. So having collated the must have qualities that the most vociferous exponents of managerial change have listed in many recent threads I have inputted all of your wishes into the Owlstalk super computer database. Ticking all the boxes required -: We need a manager who won't have his strings pulled. We need a manager who is passionate , animated in the technical area We need a manager who talks the talk in the press conferences. We need a manager who knows this division We need a manager who has been promoted from this division. We need a manager who knows the lower league bargains We need an Englishman! We need someone will bawl the players out when needed Must play attacking football even at the risk of losing Must want to come here Must have an understanding of Northern culture After the machine stopped buzzing and whirring It has found a man who ticks all the boxes required to pass the Owlstalk wish list, and even better hes now abailable too! Ladies and Gentlemen... scientifically picked ...your number one option Phil Brown! ANIMATED IN THE TECHNICAL AREA! AND PROMOTIONS IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL!! NO ARMS FOLDED HERE OR QUIET WORDS IN THE DRESSING ROOM GIVES UNDER PERFORMERS BÒLLOCKINGS WE CRAVE! SHOUTS! SHOUTS A LOT INFACT AND ....SHOWS PASSION! IS ENGLISH....AND NORTHERN! (flat cap optional) AND KNOWS THE DIVISION! NO MORE DULL PRESS CONFERENCES WITH THIS GUY! This is the man who once told the gathered hacks that he talked a woman down from throwing herself off the Humber bridge one morning whilst taking his team for a walk. Thing is with stuff like that. When you say there were 18 witnesses ...its usually best that you're telling the truth. Turned out it was a complete and utter lie! Still. More interesting than. "We have prepared well", "player X will be back in two weeks" and "The lad who was ruled out for 5 years last week won't be back this weekend, no" Get him in DC, the manager who ticks all the boxes! Well I saw him at High Moor Farm a few weeks ago when the weather was hot. He had a box under his arm and was busy with the cows. I walked over and noticed he had a pair of tweezers loitering around the Cows hind quarters, " What you doing Phil" I enquired ? "Getting ticks off the cows" Came the reply " Then putting them in my box" Nah he doesn't tick all the boxes; He Boxes all the ticks ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 37 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Press conferences in full Bondage gear with cheerleaders coming on to Smells like Teen Spirit ... Jobs yours Bertie boy ......... Needs tidying up but I've just done my OT emoji in the bathroom mirror at the crucial moment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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