theowlsman

If we hear it’s Bruce tomorrow a)It’s a bold move b)Mr C still means business c)The managerial appointment is better than I expected d)Well done to Mr C for listening i.e. for eventually appointing a manager experienced in getting clubs promoted from the Championship. e)We still need to stay up first. No getting carried away. f)This squad should be capable of delivering sooooo much more.

Forestieri’s Mrs - “Theowlsman, he’s hot, I’d give him one” Dear Mrs Forstieri. Please keep your blue and pink cakes to yourself. I prefer sausage rolls and pies. Ta.

Thunderbirds are go

Whey hey

He was so rough. Never gave me a moment’s peace. Look at the state of me now.

Can’t see him swapping a club on the way up for a club on the way down.

Bloody hell, only just seen this. That doesn’t look like a team going out feeling confident or with a roising pre-match rally behind them.

Ps - I wouldn’t say no to Megson

Ollie’s views on badgers.

That’s a lot of words you’ve used there simply to say he’s shybo

Hopefully will be back in Holland eating strüdelwaffel and drinking mulled wine or whatever their equivalent of fish and chips is.

Ollie will put it right once Bruce joins Reading

I’ve seen the reality thanks. You’re a plum, a feckin prize Dutch plum. Tried to listen to your post-match assessment and had to turn off after about 40 seconds else the iPad would’ve been chucked into the garden. I’d rather invite the Jehova’s Witnesses in for tea and biscuits and a chat than listen to JL. Last time the Jehova’s Witnesses came calling btw, someone stole my son’s bike from the front of the house. I asked if on their rounds, they’d seen anyone suspicious lurking around the neighbourhood. They said they hadn’t seen anyone. Bloody witnesses that saw nowt, they’re bloody useless too.

I still have Freddie Eastwood’s crystal ball lest anyone should forget.

The changes going on in the background were first alluded to about three weeks ago by DBOwl by the way. I haven’t asked for an insight though as you lot would kill me. Nice lady though.