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David Hirst? Yes, he was bobbar!

Speaking of Peterescu. Before we signed Carlos, he was looking like a bloody good catch if we could nab him. Just had a look at his CV now and it's looking longer than Carlos' was. Blimey!

I like how you felt the need to clarify your earlier post, just in case someone thought you actually believed our CEO was "highly qualified and successful"

We're not challenging for anything this season. And Dawson is the least of our on-field problems, meaning we should be able to stay in this division without Westwood's services. If we can get a fee or cut costs, it would be insane not to capitalise on that, especially as the club really needs it.

Is this your first day on Owlstalk?

Thought so. 53 sounds like quite a lot!

The bucket of diamonds is based on an appearance clause. Fortunately we stopped playing him before it kicked in.

Heard we accepted the Jones bid, but the deal fell through when Jones demanded they match the billions he's on per week.

"Mr. Chansiri, before I sign can you tell me more about the full breakfast fry ups?"

My sources at the club were privy to the conversation. DC: "Hello, can I please speak with Mr. Jokanovic?" SJ: "Speaking" DC: "Hi Slavisa, my name is Dejphon Chansiri, and I'm calling from..." SJ: (CLICK) DC: "Hello?"

Can't make such jokes these days. It's like 1984, only the football is rubbish.

The man or woman at the top must always accept responsibility for the failures of their subordinates.

Where's the South Yorkshire Police option?

I heard DC is banking on some poor kid asking Santa for a football club.

Surely Doyen deserve some of the credit as well