Guest Ferkorf Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Rowett iz the knew Sheffield Wednesday maneger but fanz are mad that houghton and megson wernt considered. Acording to ... on owlsmad rowet was appointed earylier this weak. Lots of fanz lumped on and went 2 dizneyland with defcon chansiri. In over news sheffield united are the best and wilder is a sex god. Think I'd do a cracking job tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Please, please, please give the job to @Mrmason69. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 15 minutes ago, Ferkorf said: Rowett iz the knew Sheffield Wednesday maneger but fanz are mad that houghton and megson wernt considered. Acording to ... on owlsmad rowet was appointed earylier this weak. Lots of fanz lumped on and went 2 dizneyland with defcon chansiri. In over news sheffield united are the best and wilder is a sex god. Think I'd do a cracking job tbh. You won’t even get an interview mate. Grammar, spelling and objectivity waaay too good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 6 hours ago, bobness said: Many years ago I interviewed somewhere that required "excellent grammer", as stated in the job description. When the interview was done I asked when they were going to bring up the intentional misspelling cleverly slotted in the job post, as I imagined it was some sort of trick (job seekers are a paranoid lot, see). Turned out the misspelling was not intentional. And apparently they don't hand out jobs to smart arses either... Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poite Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 (edited) So can I just get this straight. Papers like the sun and the mirror are rubbish cos they just make stuff up that isn't true. But papers like the Sheff Star and Dom Howson in particular are rubbish cos they only report on things that might be or are true? We're hardly a club that embraces transparency are we Edited August 2, 2019 by poite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ronnie Starling Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Give it to @KivoOwl he knows more than many about the youngsters. He has though been a bit outspoken about how the club has been run in recent times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Brilliant Snoots. Really good. You should do it. You've got time on your hands!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full fathom five Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 If i can write as much bullshit and bile as that Sheffy Yooonited reporter James Shield then im up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 The OT analysis of the website is spot on. Just a couple of suggestions from the print edition. 1) They get names, places, dates wrong all the time. 3) They obsessively print people's age see 2 above. C) They side with gobby complainants over and against sensible thoughtful people and in defiance of all normal societal rules. Hope that helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Neil could do this in his sleep. In partnership with Owlstalk, it would increase the Stars numbers significantly. Genuinely and seriously. Alternatively, get Stayton back with Biggsy as his assistant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlofOliveGrove Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 (edited) Fair play, Gary. Although I'm not sure what applicatants are, the term will no doubt impress at interview. Edited August 2, 2019 by OwlofOliveGrove 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 A mercurial wordsmith and architect of stunning prose, whose only tools are a pen and a keyboard. They should have a word with Biggsy’s nephew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 @asteener1867 nailed on I love ingenuity detached from reality comic writing so leave Dom to do that whilst andy can do the serious stuff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 I watched that show with Biggs. You know, the one where it looks like family have come to visit him? Sheffield Today? Alan Biggs: sitting on the fence? Anyway, it is him, that weird little United fan and two guests. This week it was Doom Howson and Danny Hall. The latter is James Shield's underling and a massive Dem Blades fan. Like watching paint dry. Honestly, I think there's more credible information on here. Bit what really got me is Danny Hall has now released a second book on Dem Blades. Better yet, he's doing a book signing today. Apparently, Doom's book is on hold. Cant wait... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypriot Owl Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 11 hours ago, Ever the pessimist said: Advert uses ‘are’ instead of ‘our’. FFS. Must mention they lost in the playoffs, twice, and manager left Owls in the lurch in every article. Must also have good imagination to make up stories on slow news days. Experience not essential (but secretly JPress would prefer a blunt supporter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Genuinely tempted to apply if only to be the equivalent of James ‘Goebells’ Shield. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiJ Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Ever the pessimist said: Genuinely tempted to apply if only to be the equivalent of James ‘Goebells’ Shield. Him and his rotund minnion, Danny Halls. Appreciate you have to keep the clubs on side, but they might as well publish photos of the pair of them sucking on Wilder's balls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Couldn’t bear to watch it, but where did Halls predict United finish? Champions league or settling for Europa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynecoyne14 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 12 hours ago, wilyfox said: I'd like to see them appoint someone stroppy that says c*nt a lot in their articles. jared o'mara? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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