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He scored some belters in those games. The winner at the Lane the pick of the bunch, but his volley at Hillsborough and even the strike when we lost 3-2 were top goals.

Winnall "working" the leg WWE style. Had Nando in a figure four lock by all accounts.

Lots of talk about the hippo oath.

I understand he's going to start using Oscar Pistorius's leg. Apparently, Oscar doesn't really need it nowadays.

That scrap with Winnall had some serious repercussions.

Clearly not.

Seriously though... Fully fit, motivated or whatever... Be a huge addition to have come back at the turn of the year.

Abdi is probably sat in the bed next to him

Has to be if surgery was required. Knee injuries of any sort are never pleasant.

What? All the stuff you make reference to is things made up by fans. The club can't curtail people with interesting imaginations.

But I thought he was faking it Get well soon, Nando.

Oh, and there was the time about 10 years back when I was on West Street following a game and was wearing my colors. Nearly got attacked by a United supporting pensioner with a walking stick Thankfully his son or grandson grabbed him before he could unleash some arthritic fueled fury.

United have some real oddballs in their fanbase. Before the Kell Brook fight, I was in the Nursery Tavern watching the cup final with a few mates who'd come down. There was a group of about 5,6 United fans all suited and booted (like their day at Court) getting tanked up before heading down to the Sty. So one of Arsenal or Chelsea score and these United fans start going mental, shouting some weird chant at the tv (think it was Dem Blades related) and banging and smashing on the doors, walls, tables etc. Needless to say if If they'd have found out me or anyone else was a Wednesday fan at that point, there's a fair chance we'd have had our heads kicked in. My mate (who is from Newcastle, not exactly the most laid-back city on a night out) was completely bewildered by the whole thing. I remarked: "Yep. That's United fans for ya." Bunch of scrotes.

So I gave you a neg and then posted something a bit later. Think there's only one of us who needs to go and relieve himself. After all, i'm not the one crying about someone negging them and posting a response a whopping 2 hours later.

Of course, you do, "Corey". I mean you haven't posted today (today being Sunday) have you... Perhaps I read your post two hours after you posted it? A radical concept, perhaps one a bit difficult for you to get your head around. Anyway - "Corey", don't you have a 90s American teen sitcom to get back to.