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A realistic one..If the police aren't f.ookin' bothered...............

Its why ALL the kids are at the front o the kop..Its f.ookin' obvious now.. "Hey Jimmy, why don't you take this coke can down the front while me an' yer mum......................"

We could bring it together eventually....

Moved on from Kids enjoyin' ythemselves haven't we..what with "W*nkgate"

Its a f.ookin' movie mate..Honestly..poetic license...you can't have nobby's nob as a sausage roll..its a comestible....mind you... nobby's nuts....

Right .. Phil King is p*ssing on Nobby Stiles' polo, outside Royal Owls newsagents...Teethy takes his nob ou...Err...Nobby takes his teeth out ....

Yea but for the actual movie we have an amalgam of all these scenarios...wiv music and a plot.... We pan to Phil King havin' wazz, then me cruchin' a Polo...Royal Owl is stood outside the newsagents and... 'Ang on.. Phil King is wazzing up against the wall of a newsagents....Royal owl comes out, suckin' a Pole wiv Nobby Stiles' teeth...No 'Ang on... errr...

and Van Aken...............................

I really hope the players don't go over the top with the "Relying on Bannan" stuff...I bet no f.ooker passes to him tomorrow night

While he was playing?

Shall we find 'em at the Leeds game...?...Kop watch? We could like have designated "masturbation monitors"....I can cover rows 13 to 15 behind the goal...

The pictures don't even move!!..FFS!

No..He put a chocolate eclair on the floor in the corner........

I think i chomped it straight away to show you can't intimidate an Owls fan in a lift...he looked impressed

Kenny dalglish once gave me a polo mint in a lift