S36 OWL Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Our favourite local Rag are recruiting a Wednesday writer to produce online content . And the cherry on the cake is the lucky applicant gets to work alongside Doom Howson. ( what a bonus that is ) So lets have all your CV`s posted in this thread boys and girls. https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/the-star-is-on-the-lookout-for-a-new-sheffield-wednesday-writer-487687 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HillsboroughOwlNI Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 There must be somebody here who could write a decent “Official Matchday” piece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Gis a job. I can do that their job them want doing at that they're paper. They of got to give me there job because I'm ace at jorn, jerna. writing me. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, HillsboroughOwlNI said: There must be somebody here who could write a decent “Official Matchday” piece? His Lordship sprung to mind when i read the article. But he would have to work with DOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wilyfox Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I'd like to see them appoint someone stroppy that says c*nt a lot in their articles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 minute ago, prowl said: Gis a job. I can do that their job them want doing at that they're paper. They of got to give me there job because I'm ace at jorn, jerna. writing me. Your over qualified with that spelling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) Look at my posts and rep points biatches. Only one man for the job. Edited August 1, 2019 by TheEnchanter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Just now, S36 OWL said: Your over qualified with that spelling. Thenks, see if you can put in a wurd for I. Ide be greatfull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ever the pessimist Posted August 1, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2019 Advert uses ‘are’ instead of ‘our’. FFS. 1 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Owlstalk writes half of their Wednesday stuff already doesn't it? Good to see them formalising the process. Terry Henfleet. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robowl4life Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Write what you want, the website is that poor you’ll never be able to read it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 What is the prerequisite... No experience necessary, must be able to copy and paste. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, MAL said: What is the prerequisite... No experience necessary, must be able to copy and paste from Owlstalk you missed a bit Mal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 minute ago, S36 OWL said: you missed a bit Mal Didn't think it needed that bit pal (cough henfleet) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IstillhateSteveBould Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 Give it big guns 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Ever the pessimist said: Advert uses ‘are’ instead of ‘our’. FFS. Many years ago I interviewed somewhere that required "excellent grammer", as stated in the job description. When the interview was done I asked when they were going to bring up the intentional misspelling cleverly slotted in the job post, as I imagined it was some sort of trick (job seekers are a paranoid lot, see). Turned out the misspelling was not intentional. And apparently they don't hand out jobs to smart arses either... 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scilly owl Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 “The Snooty Star”....got a ring to it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Binky Griptite Posted August 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 2, 2019 (edited) Three reasons why this Sheffield Wednesday fan won't be applying for the role at the star: SCROLL FOR MORE 1. It's gone downhill rapidly A paragraph which adds no further insight into the numbered statement above SCROLL FOR MORE 2. TEXT I forgot to actually write a title for this one but despite clearly being qualified I'm still not interested SCROLL FOR MORE 3. Something about Sheffield United After all, we're only halfheartedly reporting on the Owls. Edited August 2, 2019 by Binky Griptite 1 1 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womble Owl Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 If you apply for the job, make sure to put your a pig fan in big letters at the top of your cv, you'll go straight on the yes pile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 6 hours ago, MAL said: What is the prerequisite... No experience necessary, must be able to copy and paste. Surely you need experience of copying and pasting. It can't be taught something your born with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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