areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 As we sit on the cusp of a new era, now seems as good a time as any to clear the decks and have an Owls fans' amnesty of sorts. I'm sure we've all done something that we've felt guilty about at a Wednesday match. No matter how morally reprehensible or not your misdemeanour might be, why not get it off your chest in this thread? After all, guilt is a wasted emotion. I'll start: When I was about 7 or 8 years old, I jumped up to celebrate a David Hirst goal and chucked a full cup of orange squash all over the old man sat in front of me in the North Stand. My dad apologised profusely on my behalf and tore an absolute strip off me as the old bloke wrung out his flat cap, but I was too scared to utter a word to him myself. Sorry about that, fellow Owl. Right, that's me unburdened. I've bottled that up for years, but I feel loads better now. Why not join in - a bit of catharsis could be just what we need before the new season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMOwl72 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Ive spent £2.50 on a lukewarm cup of dishwater coffee and £4.50 on a warm flat pint. Couldn't live with myself for days after that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollymae's Dad Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I once took the wife.... But luckily we were awful that day...she hasn't wanted to go ever since...bonus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I was sick all over on dads mates car on our way down to Wembley in 93. I'd only had ribena that morning and it stained his back seats purple Still feel bad about it to this day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swfc1983 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Once placed a bet on Barry Corr to score first , what was I thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I took my uncle to the derby match and he is a blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MallorcaOwl Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 As we sit on the cusp of a new era, now seems as good a time as any to clear the decks and have an Owls fans' amnesty of sorts. I'm sure we've all done something that we've felt guilty about at a Wednesday match. No matter how morally reprehensible or not your misdemeanour might be, why not get it off your chest in this thread? After all, guilt is a wasted emotion. I'll start: When I was about 7 or 8 years old, I jumped up to celebrate a David Hirst goal and chucked a full cup of orange squash all over the old man sat in front of me in the North Stand. My dad apologised profusely on my behalf and tore an absolute strip off me as the old bloke wrung out his flat cap, but I was too scared to utter a word to him myself. Sorry about that, fellow Owl. Right, that's me unburdened. I've bottled that up for years, but I feel loads better now. Why not join in - a bit of catharsis could be just what we need before the new season. I haven't been to the match for years, after some little toe rag threw some orange juice over my best flat cap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyboy66 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 yes...I left the Barracks one Saturday afternoon to watch them when Jeffers was playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHUowl Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Once placed a bet on Barry Corr to score first , what was I thinking? I once bet on North Korea to win Portugal 6-0 in the World Cup. Still more realistic than Barry Corr scoring first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 As we sit on the cusp of a new era, now seems as good a time as any to clear the decks and have an Owls fans' amnesty of sorts. I'm sure we've all done something that we've felt guilty about at a Wednesday match. No matter how morally reprehensible or not your misdemeanour might be, why not get it off your chest in this thread? After all, guilt is a wasted emotion. I'll start: When I was about 7 or 8 years old, I jumped up to celebrate a David Hirst goal and chucked a full cup of orange squash all over the old man sat in front of me in the North Stand. My dad apologised profusely on my behalf and tore an absolute strip off me as the old bloke wrung out his flat cap, but I was too scared to utter a word to him myself. Sorry about that, fellow Owl. Right, that's me unburdened. I've bottled that up for years, but I feel loads better now. Why not join in - a bit of catharsis could be just what we need before the new season. That orange juice apparently permanently stained his face too. He's moved onto Kop now to avoid you. Goes by the name of Nigel or Grandad these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted June 20, 2015 Author Share Posted June 20, 2015 I haven't been to the match for years, after some little toe rag threw some orange juice over my best flat cap I feel much better now. It turns out I actually did you a favour, then! You're safe to come back now, just in time for our promotion push. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommo_ Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Brighton home game last season when Nuhiu blazed that chance over the bar. Got so animated I gobbed all over the poor woman sat in front of me, hilariously no one noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WatfordOwl Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Chucked a pie down the Kop when it was all standing and it hit a portly chap on the back of the head. It wasn't my pie and got guilt tripped into buying another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james o connor Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Call Helen sh!t numerous times. Whilst I'd never shout it out loud I still feel a bit guilty for the guy, he has all on trying to keep the ball in play with out muppets like me on at him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keefdave Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Once sat behind Clive Betts M.P. Didn't know it was him at first and we scored and as I jumped up I accidentally clouted him. He turned round, I said sorry, he grinned that awful cheshire cat grin and said "it's ok". We scored twice more and I clouted him twice more. (Proud more than embarrassed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I left at half time when we were losing 3-0 against West Brom during a pre-season friendly a few years ago. Had better things to do. We only lost the second half 1-0, so it helped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Stayed until full time a little too often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuncOwl Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 We played the mini-pigs at hillsborough years ago and they scored the winner in the last seconds... A rovrum fan jumped up to celebrate in front of me and taunted me so I grabbed his flat cap and threw it about 10 rows down. Feel bad now, but he was a 2hat for being in my manor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) Some little poo poo kid threw some orange juice all over me, when ?Hirsty scored a goal, I gave the kid a right stare so much he didn't dare speak to me, If I ever come across him, I'll give him blood orange juice!! Felt a little guilty though Bugger someone beat me to it Edited June 20, 2015 by Holmes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy logics Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Only the usual matchday fart routine after 6 pints of Smiths and a pie...dropping the bomb and then elbowing my mate and doing the 'over the shoulder disgusted look' at the old biddy on the seat behind....#standard On a side note on of my proudest moments was inducing the Mrs to be Physically sick through the power of the fart....FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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