notts0wl Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I was at a game with my dad as a kid, big crowd trying to get to the turnstiles and police trying to control them on horse back. My dads mate Trevor put his asthma inhaler up a police horses nostril and squeezed. The horse went mad, jumped back on its legs and ran forward into the crowd knocking a couple people over and down the road with Copper hanging on for his life. Anyway cleared the way for us to get in, didn't really understand what had happened at the time was too young but everyone was laughing. Don't think Trev felt guilty.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I was stood with my Dad waiting for my Mum who had visited the ladies on the way out of the ground, and a very slim, some would say attractive blonde haired woman walked in after her. Twenty seconds later, a very large blonde haired woman walked out. I am ashamed to say that I said 'The buffet must have been good'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 Chucked a pie down the Kop when it was all standing and it hit a portly chap on the back of the head. It wasn't my pie and got guilt tripped into buying another one. pre or post roof days??? or should i say coupe or cabriolet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsons Cross Owl Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I got an erection when Hallam Hope made a 35 yard run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_Owl Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 I regularly abuse the referee. Thug life chose me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennz Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 As we sit on the cusp of a new era, now seems as good a time as any to clear the decks and have an Owls fans' amnesty of sorts. I'm sure we've all done something that we've felt guilty about at a Wednesday match. No matter how morally reprehensible or not your misdemeanour might be, why not get it off your chest in this thread? After all, guilt is a wasted emotion. I'll start: When I was about 7 or 8 years old, I jumped up to celebrate a David Hirst goal and chucked a full cup of orange squash all over the old man sat in front of me in the North Stand. My dad apologised profusely on my behalf and tore an absolute strip off me as the old bloke wrung out his flat cap, but I was too scared to utter a word to him myself. Sorry about that, fellow Owl. Right, that's me unburdened. I've bottled that up for years, but I feel loads better now. Why not join in - a bit of catharsis could be just what we need before the new season. As we sit on the cusp of a new era, now seems as good a time as any to clear the decks and have an Owls fans' amnesty of sorts. I'm sure we've all done something that we've felt guilty about at a Wednesday match. No matter how morally reprehensible or not your misdemeanour might be, why not get it off your chest in this thread? After all, guilt is a wasted emotion. I'll start: When I was about 7 or 8 years old, I jumped up to celebrate a David Hirst goal and chucked a full cup of orange squash all over the old man sat in front of me in the North Stand. My dad apologised profusely on my behalf and tore an absolute strip off me as the old bloke wrung out his flat cap, but I was too scared to utter a word to him myself. Sorry about that, fellow Owl. Right, that's me unburdened. I've bottled that up for years, but I feel loads better now. Why not join in - a bit of catharsis could be just what we need before the new season. Did exactly the same thing with a cup of Bovril in the 1960's...I'm told it was against Spurs but I have no idea, I can only remember the drink thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 I once clapped a nil-nil draw against Leicester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Ate my sons Ready Salted crisps whilst he went for for some pop I know, I'm a monster you heartless b@strd!! I'm in bits here reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdial Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 I once didn't report an idiot who was sat abiding every black player the opposition had during a game. Needless to say he was drunk and looked a nut case. If it happens again I will do it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S25OWL Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 (edited) My wife is crazy wednesday fan too so that's a good start.... But on match days she gets chuckles from tearing up her 50/50 tickets and placing them into the hood of some unsuspecting fans coat .... So if you have ever gone to put up your hood and been showered with 50/50 confetti then my wife is probably the proud trickster ...... ok ... I admit ... she got the idea off me after I told her it was a long tradition Edited June 22, 2015 by S25OWL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtheowl Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 When we scored at blackburn last year fell onto a little lad who was with his dad they then dissapeared for the rest of the first half! they re appeared after half time and we then re enacted the previous celebration when Dielna broke the net! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolaOwls Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Is the original poster tom carr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Once flicked the man in front round the ear and turned quickly to talk to mrs so he didnt know who it was. I was only after i realised it wasnt the person i thought it was. It was a bloody cold day too so bet it hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notts0wl Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 My dad took me, me brother and causins to forest game but could only get away seats. Told us not to wear colours as didn't want to attract trouble. Listened to him didn't wear shirt but Brought a massive Wednesday flag and chucked it over the forest fox mascot. Was only about 12 so didn't get much trouble but me old man looked quite nervous after a few guys started shouting. Sorry dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gazzaswfc Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Once got in to a pre season game at chesterfield in 2000 for free because gate man had no change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Once got in to a pre season game at chesterfield in 2000 for free because gate man had no change I got in there as a kid and mrs paid as adult. Im older that her. She wasnt impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuthaMucker Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Bit off topic, but I remember being on the Kop when we played Newcastle and two of their supporters probably in their thirties picked on a Wednesdayite of about 16 and one of them him a nasty punch in the face. a few minutes later two guys in their mid twenties who had obviously come straight from a shift at the rolling mills appeared and without saying a word, beat seven colours of poo out of the two Geordies. A space in the crowd opened up to swallow our boys and closed again, refusing to let Percy Filth through who were in pursuit of them He He When was this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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