WEDNESDAY V WYCOMBE - omdt

[Lord Snooty]

 

"Got to beat these Stubbs. Got to beat them"

 

"Indeed Sir, a win today would keep us in the promotion pack"

 

"No, no. Not the promotion pack. That's nought to do with it."

 

"Not promotion?"

 

"No, no. Ainsworth! We have to get one over on Ainsworth"

 

"Do we have beef with Ainsworth, Sir? I thought we liked him. Honest character. Shoe string budget.  His own man. Infact, if I may Sir, I've even heard you say before that you liked him when you've heard him on the radio."

 

"Yes, on the radio Stubbs, on the radio. Not in the dug out."

 

"Well, yes of course, professional conduct takes over on the match day. IT's different when you're hearing them talk as neutrals I suppose"

 

"No, it's not professionalism."

 

"No?"

 

"No. It's his hair and jeans."

 

"Not the usual dugout apparel I must admit"

 

"He can wear what he wants in the dug out. That's not my issue.  It's the general imagery that is needling me. He looks like the sort of Spiv that charges you a fortune to re-tile your roof and then you find it's second hand slate as porous as a bath sponge. No, I just can't look at the man. We have to beat him. Decent egg or not. We have to defeat him just for that image. Good Lord, I can see him now, stood propping up the early bar, loud , flashing the cash"

 

"But that Ainsworth isn't the real Ainsworth Sir. He's a figment of your mind"

 

"True enough. And in my mind he's called... Craig ...yes, Craig. Early bar, wife with fake lips, yes loud , drinking Stella. Stella...out of a bottle."

 

"Out of a bottle?"

 

"That's the image Stubbs"

 

"TNever mind beat him Sir. We should hang the b*stard!"

 

WEDNESDAY

V

WYCOMBE

 

 Sky Bet League One.

3:00pm Kick off

Saturday 27th November 2021.

Hillsborough.

 

 

 

Wednesday

 

Darren Moore Must decide whether to give starts to Massimo Luongo and Josh Windass who starred in the midweek win over MK Dons. 

 

Callum Paterson and Florian Kamberi will also be considered against a rugged Wycome side, 

 

Nathaniel Mendez-Laing will battle it out for a place on the right side of midfield.  Jack Hunt currently holds the shirt. 

3-5-2

 

 

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Wycombe

Buoyed with an in-form Anis Mehmeti and Sam Vokes, along with Garath McCleary returning from injury, two straight wins have seen the  Chairboys continue to push for promotion to the Championship at the first attempt.

 

Adebayo Akinfenwa maybe recalled to the first eleven to give Wycombe even more power in attack where they will likely be playing on the counter and looking for someone to hold up the play. 

 

3-4-1-2

 

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[Morepork]

Thanks Snoots. 

 

Big test but everything to play for now. If we really are improving then we have to seize the initiative in these games and build some real belief among the squad.

 

We are generally better against tougher teams, 2-1 win.

[Rev Owl]

Thanks Mi'Lord.

I feel like we ought to win and be on a sort of roll and everything would feel good again.

But...

You know....

 

I'm not certain we're quite there yet.

Are we?

 

UTO

[Doghouse Daz]

Comfortable with this one, till I'm sat in mi seat perishing. Gonna be high tempo, end to end stuff. That'll keep us warm and invigorated and jumping abaht.

 

4 - 2 to THE MIGHTY OWLS 

 

COME ON YOU BLUE AND WHITE WIZARDS !!!

[OWLERTON GHOST]

Heres a reyt pub ammo bit of "nonsensical nonsense".....

Wycombes manager 

Gareth "Craig" Ainsworth went to the same comprehensive school as BBC Gardeners World presenter Christine Walkden ...

Albeit not at the same time ...

She's a tad older than the Stella drinking spiv.....

UTO.......

 

Edited November 27, 2021 by OWLERTON GHOST

[CircleSeven]

I like Gareth Ainsworth. He’s in a band and everything. Much cooler than I could ever dream of being.  
In theory because we lost to Plymouth 3-0 and Wycombe beat Plymouth 3-0 we should lose 6-0 to Wycombe. But we all know that’s not how the footballing gods work. The footballing gods will wreak a terrible vengeance on Wycombe and their super cool manager for their hubris, and empower Wednesday to a 3-0 win in the freezing winds and snow of Sheffield. I almost feel sorry for Wycombe and their cool manager. But only almost…

[BRADDO]

Brilliant as always Snoots. 

 

Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn Wednesday!

[wexowl]

What's he worth this  Ainsworth.?  Clothes himself from charity shops  and plays "Starve the Barber" for most of the year. 

Big game tomorrow.... who'd have ever thought it us aspiring to beat Wycombe in the same Division.

Upward and onwards  Play up WEDNESDAY.

[Rogerwyldesmullet]

Well done snoots. 

We can bring High Wycombe low no matter how cool their manager is 

[S36 OWL]

Beware Of The Beast 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited November 27, 2021 by S36 OWL

[myHero]

Bashers!?!? WTF!!!

 

 

[Geedee]

A big game, a Wednesday win and this season will feel very different 

 

[edmontonowl]

44 minutes ago, S36 OWL said:

Beware Of The Beast 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Imagine him and Bannan

 

Egads

[SwellOwl]

Brilliant!

 

A huge game today, a game to really set the tone for our season. Let’s hope we start positive and on the front foot.

 

COME ON WEDNESDAY!!!

[TommyCraig]

You've ruined me now @Lord Snooty calling him Craig. Oh the shame, I'll never tile another roof.

Barbers for me first thing. 

 

Would settle for a tight 1-0

 

UTO

[Rev Owl]

57 minutes ago, edmontonowl said:

 

 

Imagine him and Bannan

 

Egads

Bannan would run rings round him.

 

Mind you it'd take a while.

[The only way is S6]

Quality omdt your grace.

Can't sleep with this pesky squall outside so decided to peruse your musings.

I do like the Ainsworth bod, as a pundit and as a fellow indie / rock liking fellow, but this is a different scenario altogether, from his bantz with Stelling.

This is a potential 3 points for us and progression up the league and extending our unbeaten run.

So, on that basis, a plague of fruit flies on his scrotum, weevils in his leather jacket,  and a chronic bout of painful flatulance on Akinfenwa, on the team bus & whilst changing into his kit.

Another Sunderland performance please. High pressing on a deluded passing out defence. Any winning scoreline or performance will do tbh.

It's a results business after all. 

UTO and wrap up warm everybody.

[Deepcar_lights]

2 hours ago, Revenant said:

Bashers!?!? WTF!!!

 

 

 

 

Big Fizz x

[Deepcar_lights]

 

Almost as cool as Carlos....almost.

[Utah Owl]

"Are you listening? Wycombe's in the Championship!"

 

Oh well, they bloody well should be though, Derby got away with murder last season.

 

Talking of murder, hope we do them tomorrow. Have a genuine liking for them but first things first.

 

No predictions though, we always come unstuck if I predict anything!

 

Great post as always M'lud.

 

Forgot to add, protect Luongo and Windass. Use them as subs to bring on when/if needed.

Edited November 27, 2021 by Utah Owl