matt68owls Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 59 minutes ago, Kopparberg said: He was just wobbling about in their goal mouth for about a minute and a half…. The safest place for him…. wasn’t gonna get hit with the ball there. if he has lasted 5 more minutes he would have probably got man of the match. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Rimmer Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 11 minutes ago, stanningtonowl said: So they sit in the crowd now? They best not be, should be working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Wonk Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 He looked and was dressed a bit like that bloke in Full Metal Jacket who blows his own brains out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexpistol Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, MrsHall said: I've heard it was a Performance Artist delivering his statement on our recent play. UTO. If that was true, he would have taken a poo on the penalty spot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Think his legs were so stiff he had pool cues down his jeggins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Crawshaw Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 The crazy thing was he seemed to be there ages ,must have been a couple of minutes before any steward reacted. He looked that pissed he must have staggered past them without being noticed. Brilliant that they were so alert and on the ball. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 2 hours ago, theowlsman said: Lol. OK thanks. Lifetime ban for being a bit daft. Hardly seems worth it. Then again....... Wish someone would give me a life time ban 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4evaowl Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Was he drunk or perhaps suffering with some mental disability? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgyowl Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 2 hours ago, clud17 said: I thought the same but it was mildly entertaining on a fairly dull afternoon It would have been more entertaining if the fat barsteward would have attempt to do a few star jumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertowl Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 1 hour ago, sexpistol said: I was on the Kop and was watching the game and wondering why people were booing, then I noticed what appeared to be a somewhat p1ssed up overweight gentleman just standing aimlessly in their goal. When he realised he was about to be apprehended, he went for a wander and kicked his foot out before being carted off. I mean couldn’t the stewards have at least rugby tackled him, or he at least attempted to run away. It was absolutely pointless and he deserves whatever punishment he gets. He simply got kicked out. Was “walking” down past the park on 90 minutes with his equally pissed up mate, which is unbelievable really, as it’s supposed to be a criminal offence these days isn’t it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 24 minutes ago, 4evaowl said: Was he drunk or perhaps suffering with some mental disability? Your latter comment is definitely one that crossed my mind. Some people who have commented on this and other threads might want to have a word with themselves 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanharper Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Not my words, but someone posted this on Facebook: This guy was sat near us , how he managed to get in the ground is a mystery, he was absolutely bladdered and still drinking a can of super strength beer ? He was sat with 2 other guys and he kept telling them he was going on the pitch . When he made his move towards the pitch , 1 of his mates left and the other just filmed him . We was actually amazed he made it down the steps on the kop . He spoke to a Steward ( who just sat there ) then fell over the advertising board onto the pitch , with no intervention from the said steward , Couldn't believe he got up and made it to the goal . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otley Owl Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Tommy Crawshaw said: The crazy thing was he seemed to be there ages ,must have been a couple of minutes before any steward reacted. He looked that pissed he must have staggered past them without being noticed. Brilliant that they were so alert and on the ball. Was it a Baddiel and Skinner recreation of the Peacock-Farrell goal the other week? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31Dec1966 Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Don't want to be too po faced about it but it could have been serious. What if we'd broken away , got past the keeper (insert joke here) the ref would have stopped play and stopped us going 2-0 up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Crawshaw Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 1 minute ago, 31Dec1966 said: Don't want to be too po faced about it but it could have been serious. What if we'd broken away , got past the keeper (insert joke here) the ref would have stopped play and stopped us going 2-0 up. I think he could have stayed there for the rest of the game and he wouldn't have been troubled by the ball coming near him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fpowl Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Really really struggled to see what his agenda was Clearly had a decent swallow and never thought it through and he was never going to run because he was cleaner heart attack material just the strangest pitch invasion ever infact if a pitch invasion could sum up how we play hay would be reflective of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Rimmer Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 I clocked him when he came into the ground, outrageous attire to be going outside the house in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Crawshaw Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 It looked like he was going to soil himself at any moment, if he hadn't done already, those pants were sagging a lot at the arse . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fpowl Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Really really struggled to see what his agenda was Clearly had a decent swallow and never thought it through and he was never going to run because he was cleaner heart attack material just the strangest pitch invasion ever infact if a pitch invasion could sum up how we play hay would be reflective of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexpistol Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 10 minutes ago, 31Dec1966 said: Don't want to be too po faced about it but it could have been serious. What if we'd broken away , got past the keeper (insert joke here) the ref would have stopped play and stopped us going 2-0 up. Or more seriously, what if had a weapon and attacked the Bolton goalkeeper. As I’ve said earlier, I was watching the game and heard booing but wondered why people were, then noticed him. The second he was on the pitch, the stewards should have raced on and grabbed him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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