Ellis Rimmer

Who is fastest, Haaland or Ronaldo? in the final you're looking at Westwood kicking the ball out with 2 men left, advantage would be to whoever was nearest or if Westwood went long who would be quickest to the ball. From there the player has to beat his opponent and then score the one on one

what did you call a pile on of kids all just shooting into 1 net? The first few rounds are ripe for the poachers As the numbers dwindle down advantage would go for quicker players who would be first to the ball from a goal kick, and those that can shoot long Centre halves would likely be the first to be eliminated I reckon winner would be a quicker player, who can beat a man, but would need a bit of strength - I'm going Ronaldo

We called it cuppies, I suspect that's derived from couples but we most often used to play cuppy singles, anyway the game was that it would be every man for themselves shooting into one net, if you scored you would go through to the next round. Each round would eliminate the player that didn't score. Probably everywhere called it a different name, anyway. Also no shots in the 6 yard box. Anyway the worlds 30 best players on the pitch + Callum Paterson. The arena is Wembley stadium, I'm putting Keiran Westwood in net. Who wins? (some dodgy Allen Stanford type businessman is funding it)

bet this restaurant he eats at everyday in Wetherby are absolutely gutted

I don't know, I still imagine he could do much better than Bradford so might be something else drawing him there?

the thing he's missing is that he's not won anything or done anything in Europe or a good relegation survival job. Basically he's not really done anything to make the headlines. He's clearly done a steady job everywhere though.

*shudders*

FIFAs work around is an absolute joke

who was our 1000th sub ever used? did they win a special prize?

Imagine if when Wing was playing rubbish, we gave Byers a bit more of a shot

Moore - Megson

They shouldn’t be- but he’s insisting on doing a round pegs in square holes thing, fullbacks in wing and centre, outside centre at inside centre. They can all kick amazing, but there is nobody to make a line break or a speedster to finish a move. We can potentially grind out wins against Ireland and France if our pack stays disciplined but the attacking side is awful. It’s a shame because with smith we have a guy that can provide that threat but he doesn’t have the ammo.

It’s funny but sadly it seems to have taken a bit longer than his usual clubs with Leeds

My Jermaine Johnson paradox is applicable to him “well if he could do that, he wouldn’t be here”

No bielsa - flawed genius everyone realised it