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Not really a large scale clear out yet, I think Pudil has done very well recently but given the number of cbs we have and the need for, in my opinion, a big tall leader at the back id have probably sacrificed him. 

 

Goes to show that we might need to sell some of the more popular ones.

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fans need to realise there is a hell of a lot of players that need to leave inc jones,abdi,fletcher but none will be, its called Carlos's legacy which will stifle any progress we can make until all are off our books and wages are freed up , I expect very little incomings this summer maybe a couple of loans or out of contract signing. what club out there is going to take on jones 33years olds 25k a week .or mr crock Abdi's 35k a week wage? or fletcher 36k a week sorry no1 will be taking this rabble off us. 

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10 minutes ago, Mr. Tom said:

 

What's the pun here? 'Nuhiuless'.

NUHIULESS.

I...nope. Still nothing. I've been looking at it for 15 minutes and it still doesn't make any sense.

 

Are we saying he lacks...Nuhiu? Certainly that appears to be the contention on the surface of things.

But clearly it can't be that. Because that doesn't even...I mean....for one thing 'Nuhiu' isn't a measurable commodity, it's a man's name.

 

Besides, even if it was a measurable commodity, even the most stubbornly witless among us would have to concende he has LOTS of 'Nuhiu' - at least relatively speaking - because he is Nuhiu.

He definitely has more Nuhiu than basically anyone else in the squad. And in fact than the vast majority of humans on the planet.

So his inherent amount of Nuhiu would be a very odd thing to pick out as a reason for criticising him. It'd be like drawing the Lewis McGugan card in SWFC Top Trumps, and choosing to go with "average km per game" as your challenge stat.

 

Hmm, 'Nuhiuless'. Gah! No, it must be something else. Think. THINK, dammit.

 

Ohhhhhh, wait - WAIT! - is it clueless? Because it ends in 'u'? Haha. Oh boy. That's just....Hahaha! AHAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHAHA-..hold on, I'm not done - AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! HAHA! Oh god, have mercy. Oh my! Oh goodness. Hahaha! Phew, oh lordy my ribs.

Well, that was a cracke-...oh no here it comes again! Aahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahahahhhhaaaahahaahaaaaaaa!

Oh my god! Haha! Ohhhhhh, oh god c'mon, stop it. Please stop it. It actually hurts!

 

--[MUCH, MUCH LATER]--

 

Ahhhh, heck that was funny *dabs eyes*. Touch and go there for a second. I actually couldn't breathe, you git!

 

--[NEXT DAY]--

 

Didn't get much sleep. 'Nuhiuless'. Haha! Oh man.

Hey look, I've had a good few hours to think, and I've come up with one too.

 

Wait for it - ok here we go:

 

"We're going to the Galapagos".

 

The Galapagos.

 

Think about it. No no, you'll get it.

 

THINK about it. 'Galapagos'. GalapagOS.

 

ARGOS, you muppet!

 

What?

 

Well it's obvious innit, it sort of ends in the same couple of letters.

 

Are you serious?

 

How are you not even...I mean...wow. Ok. Whooooosh.

 

What do you mean?! IT ENDS IN THE SAME LETTER. It's obvious!

 

It's CLEVER.

 

Yes it is.

 

Yes it does.

 

Yes it...ah, sod yer.

 

No sense of humour, some people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:picnic:

That's all well and good but think he meant useless 

lol lol

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6 minutes ago, handworth52 said:

fans need to realise there is a hell of a lot of players that need to leave inc jones,abdi,fletcher but none will be, its called Carlos's legacy which will stifle any progress we can make until all are off our books and wages are freed up , I expect very little incomings this summer maybe a couple of loans or out of contract signing. what club out there is going to take on jones 33years olds 25k a week .or mr crock Abdi's 35k a week wage? or fletcher 36k a week sorry no1 will be taking this rabble off us. 

 

Agree on Jones and Abdi, both have been a terrible waste.

 

Fletcher has been decent bar his injury. If he comes back next season fit then he will be an asset. 

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2 minutes ago, Bluesteel said:

Assuming we sign Venancio that leaves us with Lees, Venancio, Pudil, Van Aken. Will we get another if we play 3 of them? 

 

Thorniley and Nielsen too if they’re considered good enough. I still think we’d need one more tho and send some out on loan (Nielsen)

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2 minutes ago, dewsburyowl58 said:

Why because he doesn’t want Nuhui ? Bit touchy aren’t you !! 

 

Probably more due to the fact that who Sij quoted posts negative comments after absolutely anything that the club do wrong, including if we lose, who we sign, release, blah blah blah.

 

It's tiresome. 

 

If you paid attention you would realise.

 

Unless your his mum obvs. 

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57 minutes ago, GHS said:

 

Hopefully see a deal made for Fred.

 

He has been superb under Jos. 

 

I think the announcement means it's a no.   

 

No Vanancio next season, so it's to Van Aken, the kids or a new recruit.

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22 minutes ago, NYCOWL said:

I suppose we could let him go on a free, instead of giving him a new deal and then selling him for maybe 750k if we wanted to.

 

We could definitely do that if we were fùcking imbeciles.

It’s clear he is just saying he doesn’t want Nuhui to stay , big deal it’s his opinion,  as is your outburst as well. 

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Just now, Southie_Owl said:

 

Thorniley and Nielsen too if they’re considered good enough. I still think we’d need one more tho and send some out on loan 

 

Can’t believe I forgot Thorniley. He looks a good long term replacement for lees if he moves as they have a similar style. We just seem to lack much height in there if Van Aken isn’t playing.

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