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Would let Sybil Meire ride me like sea biscuit

If that's ITK consider me in

Great idea but I hate Meadowhall at the best of times, if it's not full of kids it's ignorant twohats that seem insistent on trying to walk straight through you, so i won't be visiting it F**k I'm sounding old

Woah steady on with the second bath stuff Mr Farrell, we're all on having a first one

Looks and sounds much better S36 old boy

Do you reckon he'd go all cuddly after or roll over and go to sleep?

I've just spaffed at that thought

I wouldn't mind being over Fiona Bruce

If she's let her armpits go like that, I can only imagine the state of the front garden hedge

This may come as a shock OG but

I wonder if this guy likes crosses? Coat's on and I'm leaving

I need website names now

That's a lie, they'd have had 5 men on the job and wouldn't have it done for a fortnight, sat on their arses in the van because of the weather

There'll be plenty of fans been on the lager no doubt