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Away at Leeds a few years ago to Shaun Derry who was wearing a fetching pair of leg warmers:

"Why've ya go tights on, Why've ya go tights on, Why've ya go tights on, Why've ya go tights on"

Then at the start of the second half;

"you've still got tights on, you've still got tights on, you've still got tights on, you've still got tights on"

I could never quite work out whether the Leon Clarke song "we've got Jordans baby, loves his chips and gravy" was hilarious or wrong on many levels.

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Trevor Morley had scored about 362 goals in he 1990-91 season when his Mrs allegedly stabbed him and so he couldn't play against us.

We were 3-1 up at Upton Park and Wednesday started singing 'There's only one Mrs Morley'

That was funny, I was at that game. Hammers fans weren't best pleased but they didn't riot like the Leeds fans did. Strange that.

Similar one a few years before at So'ton in a cup replay to Peter Shilton

"Shilton, Shilton where's your wife"

and to Frank Worthington (with whom she was having an affair)

"One Frankie Worthington!"

They had the last laugh though they won 5-1.

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When we got thumped 4-0 by West Brom a few years back around Xmas time and they came up with 'Should of gone Christmas shopping'

Also remember Brum away 2 years ago when we gave some poor lass a load of abuse. Can't remember the chant but I'm sure it got a few laughs.

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Just for pure cruelty, towards the end of a game when we were hammering Grimsby:

"You're poo poo, and you stink of fish".

And aimed at Ipswich fans - a few months after the Suffolk Ripper was arrested:

"13-5 to our ripper".

I move a lot of concrete on the QVC.

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When we got thumped 4-0 by West Brom a few years back around Xmas time and they came up with 'Should of gone Christmas shopping'

Also remember Brum away 2 years ago when we gave some poor lass a load of abuse. Can't remember the chant but I'm sure it got a few laughs.

'shes got chlymidia'

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Also remember Brum away 2 years ago when we gave some poor lass a load of abuse. Can't remember the chant but I'm sure it got a few laughs.

That was brilliant. Her and her sunbed-soaked boyfriend giving it the big 'un. If I remember rightly, he took a wad of cash out of his pocket and started waving it about, then took off his shirt. Soon piped down when the "she's got chlamydia" chant started.

Also the little chav who was thinking he was clever, got the 'tracksuit from Matalan' treatment, then got escorted out shortly after.

Brilliant away day that, even though we got spanked.

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Eons ago, back in the old third I think, we played Rotherham at home at Xmas time. The linesman flagged for a ridiculously soft penalty (to US!) and some wag shouted 'happy new year, linesman!'

Made me chuckle at the time - and probably the last present we have ever had off an official...

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That was funny, I was at that game. Hammers fans weren't best pleased but they didn't riot like the Leeds fans did. Strange that.

Similar one a few years before at So'ton in a cup replay to Peter Shilton

"Shilton, Shilton where's your wife"

and to Frank Worthington (with whom she was having an affair)

"One Frankie Worthington!"

They had the last laugh though they won 5-1.

The Shilton one was after he crashed his car while out "without his wife". The song was "does your missus know you're here".

Against Arsenal Seaman was at our end and Chris Woods pulled off a wonder save for us (hard to believe). We started singing "Englands No. 1". Seaman turned round and pointed to himself with a "Do you mean me" expression.

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