musingowl Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Away at Leeds a few years ago to Shaun Derry who was wearing a fetching pair of leg warmers: "Why've ya go tights on, Why've ya go tights on, Why've ya go tights on, Why've ya go tights on" Then at the start of the second half; "you've still got tights on, you've still got tights on, you've still got tights on, you've still got tights on" I could never quite work out whether the Leon Clarke song "we've got Jordans baby, loves his chips and gravy" was hilarious or wrong on many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Wylde Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Trevor Morley had scored about 362 goals in he 1990-91 season when his Mrs allegedly stabbed him and so he couldn't play against us. We were 3-1 up at Upton Park and Wednesday started singing 'There's only one Mrs Morley' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musingowl Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Giles De Bilde, CAN HE FIX IT? Giles De Bilde, CAN HE F#*K! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chow Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) leon poo pooe poo pooe poo pooe Edited October 22, 2012 by The Courteener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 (edited) Trevor Morley had scored about 362 goals in he 1990-91 season when his Mrs allegedly stabbed him and so he couldn't play against us. We were 3-1 up at Upton Park and Wednesday started singing 'There's only one Mrs Morley' That was funny, I was at that game. Hammers fans weren't best pleased but they didn't riot like the Leeds fans did. Strange that.Similar one a few years before at So'ton in a cup replay to Peter Shilton "Shilton, Shilton where's your wife" and to Frank Worthington (with whom she was having an affair) "One Frankie Worthington!" They had the last laugh though they won 5-1. Edited October 23, 2012 by Utah Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshTheOwl Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 When we got thumped 4-0 by West Brom a few years back around Xmas time and they came up with 'Should of gone Christmas shopping' Also remember Brum away 2 years ago when we gave some poor lass a load of abuse. Can't remember the chant but I'm sure it got a few laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal M Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Just for pure cruelty, towards the end of a game when we were hammering Grimsby: "You're poo poo, and you stink of fish". And aimed at Ipswich fans - a few months after the Suffolk Ripper was arrested: "13-5 to our ripper". I move a lot of concrete on the QVC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_the_owl Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 When we got thumped 4-0 by West Brom a few years back around Xmas time and they came up with 'Should of gone Christmas shopping' Also remember Brum away 2 years ago when we gave some poor lass a load of abuse. Can't remember the chant but I'm sure it got a few laughs. 'shes got chlymidia' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustyfunk Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 At a time when the pigs were up the top of the championship, and were down the bottom... The football league, Is upside down, The football league is upside down, We're going up with the *, And the blades are going down *cant remember who the other team was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinner Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 'shes got chlymidia' I was thinking of that chant from Hudders away last season. Even their fans were laughing at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckington owl Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 (edited) Also remember Brum away 2 years ago when we gave some poor lass a load of abuse. Can't remember the chant but I'm sure it got a few laughs. That was brilliant. Her and her sunbed-soaked boyfriend giving it the big 'un. If I remember rightly, he took a wad of cash out of his pocket and started waving it about, then took off his shirt. Soon piped down when the "she's got chlamydia" chant started. Also the little chav who was thinking he was clever, got the 'tracksuit from Matalan' treatment, then got escorted out shortly after. Brilliant away day that, even though we got spanked. Edited October 23, 2012 by eckington owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetsheri Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Man utd song i like, keeping to Liverpool theme. "Je-sung wherever you may be You eat dogs in your own country it could be worse you could be scouse Eatin rats in a council house" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viva hate Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I remember some fat guy giving it large to the north, to which the chant was "have you ever seen your wee pipe?" Think it might've been Cardiff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayzman Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Eons ago, back in the old third I think, we played Rotherham at home at Xmas time. The linesman flagged for a ridiculously soft penalty (to US!) and some wag shouted 'happy new year, linesman!' Made me chuckle at the time - and probably the last present we have ever had off an official... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31Dec1966 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 That was funny, I was at that game. Hammers fans weren't best pleased but they didn't riot like the Leeds fans did. Strange that. Similar one a few years before at So'ton in a cup replay to Peter Shilton "Shilton, Shilton where's your wife" and to Frank Worthington (with whom she was having an affair) "One Frankie Worthington!" They had the last laugh though they won 5-1. The Shilton one was after he crashed his car while out "without his wife". The song was "does your missus know you're here". Against Arsenal Seaman was at our end and Chris Woods pulled off a wonder save for us (hard to believe). We started singing "Englands No. 1". Seaman turned round and pointed to himself with a "Do you mean me" expression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31Dec1966 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Didn't really happen, I know, but it made me chuckle. Rod Liddle wrote that Millwall were due to play a friendly against an Iraqui side. It was cancelled, a shame because Millwall fans were going to sing "You're shi'ite and you know you are". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Can't remember who the teams were, but a few years ago the home fans started singing "going down, going down, going down" and then the away fans starting singing "so are we, so are we, so are we" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendo's boots Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Razor Ruddock playing for the Scousers at Hillsboro got some right stick... 'he's fat he's round he bounces on the ground' etcetc...he wasnt bothered at all and kept patting his arse towards the kop grinning and doing the 'flashing his wad' Harry Enfield style towards us all !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteG_1984 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 "There's only one Danny Dyer" and "Danny give us a wave" made me chuckle at Hudders last season, especially when he finally lost his rag and got kicked out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetsheri Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 "There's only one Danny Dyer" and "Danny give us a wave" made me chuckle at Hudders last season, especially when he finally lost his rag and got kicked out "wHERE'S YER DANNY GONE, WHERE'S YER DANNY GONE"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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