BlueOwl1991 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 He shoots, he scores, he eats labradors. Ji sung park (utd) Winner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halfway-owl Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 If you don't take your shoe off, don't take your shoe off, don't take your shoe off you're a blade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailand owl Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 If you don't take your shoe off, don't take your shoe off, don't take your shoe off you're a blade! To the tune of Rupert the Bear Phillipe Phillipe Albert We've got dirty carpets cos we've got Novak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailand owl Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Don't blame it on the Biscan, don't blame it on the Hamann, don't blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailand owl Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 (edited) Adebayor Adebayor he's hung like an elephant his wifes very sore. Edited October 24, 2012 by thailand owl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnbloodaxe Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 There must be more than this.... What about when the floods were about.... You only sing when your swimmin.. sing when your swimmin... etc. Theres loads of Beckham ones, not to mention the Brighton ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womble Owl Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 You can shove your f***in tower up your arse - sung to blackpool, always made me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGHERSTATE Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Spurs fans singing 'I love you more than my wife' on a match played on valentines day.. Manu fans to Crouch 'Does the circus know your here' Last Friday 'If youve had paddys wife clap your hands'...'Shes here shes there shes every f@ckin where Paddys wife' The Carlton Palmer song was THE best ever...Everyone knew it and everyone on the kop sung it, even though it didnt make any sense....We could just make stupid songs up cos the team were that good they didnt need our help.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plonk Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I liked the "we can see you holding hands" to the brighton fans and first game of the season the other year(rochdale?) They had a right fat goalie who was subject to "I've got a shed as big as you" oh and the dingles "your sister is your mother" song always makes me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hirsty9 Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Man utd song i like, keeping to Liverpool theme. "Je-sung wherever you may be You eat dogs in your own country it could be worse you could be scouse Eatin rats in a council house" CLOSE...Itspark, park where ever you may be you eat dogs in your own country but it could be worse you could've been a scouse eating dead rats in your council house Its my favourite too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Briscoe Inferno Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Wednesday at Loftus Road a few years ago... 'Chelsea rent boys'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tilton Road Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Last night at Millwall after coming back from 3-0 down wearing pink kits "How poo poo must you be, were drawing in pink" -- Stephen Carrs a bluenose he hates the villa fans he called the north stand bishop bashers he got a one match ban (true story) Cheryl Cole is stunning she wears a red g string and when she goes out nightclubbing... .... she hides from Marlon King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheowls Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 I read a football book once and it talked about a goalkeeper years ago (can't remember his name and think he played for Liverpool). Anyway he had split personality syndrome so they used to sing There's only two *insert name* I thought it was funny Andy Goram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheowls Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Nice one at Wolves this season: We've got Spanish on the bench, Spanish on the beeeennnchh We're Sheffield Wednesday, and we've got Spanish on the bench Were you the one bloke that sang that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Stevenage fans to the pigs in the play off semis: You're just a sh!t Sheffield Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sten Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 At the Wycombe game I sang 'Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be..' It would've been great if Doris Day had been able to sing counterpoint but she wasn't available that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taximark Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Gillingham fans once sang ' you're s hit and you know you are' - we replied..... 'we're s hit and we're two nil up' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt109 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Baggieas fans after they went 2 v 0 up tonight against Southampton Gone to a bonfire, you should have gone to a bonfire. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 When terry phelen left man city they replaced him with Michael vonk and the city fans came up with this classic We've lost that terry phelen Whooa that terry phelen We've lost that terry phelen Now its vonk vonk vonk Whooa To the tune of lost that loving feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foxhill Owl Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 You are Jones JONES Always believe in Rob Jones He's got the power to know He's indestructibllllllllle Always believe it Never caught on as much as it should've What about this for Dave jones ! Would e really good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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