Eck Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Away at Birmingham in the cup last year there was a chav with a nasty track suit on, the chants of "tracksuit from matalan" were hilarious! Ditto this at Blackpool away last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueblood Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Anyone remember this one; He's got a pine apple, on his head, he's got a pine apple on his head... to Jason Lee. Ha ha it ruined his career that song, well that's what he said anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milford1310 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I think you'll find I started the funniest chant ever at a footy match. Grimsby away (same game that dean was being stalked by Bromley) Directed at a steward with a reyt mop of red hair. "He's got a dead fox, on his head " I was there that game too. You win my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Everton fans at a derby game around Christmas "The shadow it casts is frightening His nostrils dont let any light in You can see it where ever he goes Thompsons nose, Thompsons nose, Thompsons nose" Huddesrfield fans against Liverpool "We all agree, Emmerdale's better than Brookside" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cretin Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Saltergate in 2005 to a white bearded copper; Shipman shipman where's mi Nan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Owl Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Couple of oldies and a conversation between two famous managers at the time. Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly Have you heard Tony Currie has got VD He said yes what a mess Same as the SUFC Bill Shankly said to Bertie Mee Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury He said no I don;t think so But I've heard of the Wednesday aggro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the third man Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 when we were 3 0 up at elland road singing shall we score a goal for you, and bullen did, then singing 4 0 to the wednesday boys 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sten Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 the Blunts had a nice one against John Ritchie sung to the theme tune from Skippy 'Ritchie Ritchie Ritchie the Bush kangaroo Ritchie Ritchie Ritchie, a Coont ever true. [let's face it, he wasn't our finest signing!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 "KEBAB !!!!" Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Man U fans to Tim Howard, a well known tourettes sufferer "Chim chimery chim chim cheroo, we've got Tim Howard and he'll say f@@k you" West Ham fans to Newcastle fans just after the club sponsor Northern Rock had collapsed "Banked with the Woolwich, you should have banked with the Woolwich" Us to Norwich fans just after Delhia Smith joined the board "One Ainsley Harriott, there's only one Ainsley Harriott" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Is there a fire drill at Huddersfield last season as they were streaming out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867Heaven Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Away at Birmingham in the cup last year there was a chav with a nasty track suit on, the chants of "tracksuit from matalan" were hilarious! I genuinely, genuinely started that years ago. I'll even admit a pig I know told me about it and at our next game there was this nobed giving it the big I am so started that and it just took off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Is any one actually going to post a funny one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mkowl Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 When Pam St Clement came out as a muff diver I started a chant of "Fat Pat is a Lesbian" down at West Ham. To which some bloke retorted "thank God for that" The "this towel is ours" by the Huddersfield fans this season was quite witty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedee Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Remember Bristol Rovers fans singing "does your whippet know your here?" to us. 90/91 @ twerton park the only time I have been thrown out of a football ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest North Stand Owl.... Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I was thinking of that chant from Hudders away last season. Even their fans were laughing at it. Wasn't it at derby this season too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I've got a shed, as big as this. Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosleyowl Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I read a football book once and it talked about a goalkeeper years ago (can't remember his name and think he played for Liverpool). Anyway he had split personality syndrome so they used to sing There's only two *insert name* I thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Owl Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Top Lad and Wednesday legend but unfortunately one of the ugliest guys around "Sammy". Hoisted up in the air on someone's shoulders we would sing. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles Oh Sammy, Sammy Keep Repeating The reaction from the opposition supporters was always one of disbelief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 We're only here to see the whale (milwall away) If gary neville plays for england so can I (citeh) Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt, he loves this city (liverpool) He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed. Peter crouch (liverpool) He shags who he wants.. He's Ryan Giggs (utd) He shoots, he scores, he eats labradors. Ji sung park (utd) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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