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park, park where ever you may be

you eat dogs in your own country

but it could be worse

you could've been a scouse

eating dead rats in your council house

Its my favourite too :tango:

That's rumbleing fantastic !! Proper chuckle

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West Ham away in March '91 and Ian Morley who played for West Ham was missing for 9 games due to being stabbed by his wife because he came back from the pub drunk so Wednesday fans to the tune of 'What shall we do with a drunken sailor'

What shall we do with a drunken Morley,

What shall we do with a drunken Morley,

What shall we do with a drunken Morley,

Early in the morning

Stab, stab stab the b@stard

Stab, stab stab the b@stard

Stab, stab stab the b@stard

Early in the morning

We won the game 3-1 and needless to say we got a warm reception as we left the ground :-/

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On 05/11/2012 at 22:17, owl-zat said:

West Ham away in March '91 and Ian Morley who played for West Ham was missing for 9 games due to being stabbed by his wife because he came back from the pub drunk so Wednesday fans to the tune of 'What shall we do with a drunken sailor'

What shall we do with a drunken Morley,

What shall we do with a drunken Morley,

What shall we do with a drunken Morley,

Early in the morning

Stab, stab stab the b@stard

Stab, stab stab the b@stard

Stab, stab stab the b@stard

Early in the morning

We won the game 3-1 and needless to say we got a warm reception as we left the ground 😕

I was at that game and I don’t recall that chant. I do remember the ‘warm reception’ after the match though.

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2 hours ago, @owlstalk said:

 

 

lol

 

Really?...given your recent comments re racism and body shaming you now drag up a thread from 10 years ago about fat birds, luke chadwicks looks, stereo typing scoucers etc

 

Seems completely the opposite of last weeks stance

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On 22/10/2012 at 23:22, Guest MrWestHam said:

You look in the dustbin for something to eat

you find a dead cat and you think it's a treat

in your liverpool slums

in your liverpool slums

your mums on the game

and your dads in the nick

you can't get a job coz you're too f***ing thick

in your liverpool slums

in your liverpool slums

you wear a shell suit and have curly hair

all of your kids are in council care

in your liverpool slums

yes, a classic

They pi55 on the carpet,

they **** in the bath,

they finger their grandmas,

they think it’s a laugh,

in the liverpoolslums

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On 05/11/2012 at 22:14, _WAWAW_ said:

Away at MK last year midweek game (bleedin freezin)

'He looks like a horse, he looks like a hooorrrseer, luke chadwick, he looks like a horse'

 

Same tune to tonyfuckingpullis

 

he bought the club shopppp he bought the club shopppp, Tony Pulis he bought the club shop

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Enjoyed the "you're just a sh!t Carlton Palmer" chant aimed at Yaya Touré when we played City years ago at their place.

 

This season I do like the "how sh!t you must be, you sit down away" chant from the North.

 

My work mate (who unfortunately supports that lot) went to Liverpool away with the pigs a few years ago and the scousers were singing "Champions of Europe, you'll never sing that!" to which the pig fans replied "Champions of League 1, you'll never sing that!". Raised a smile when he told me. I know Chezzy did something similar at Chelsea last week.

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