eckington owl

Borner has been solid so far.

Don’t the beard trimmings fall into your pants?

He might have a bidet. What a great invention they were by the way.

Saw him at the Espanyol friendly on crutches with a brutal looking brace on his leg.

One of my favourite ever threads

Yes.

Chansiri is currently in New York with his family, so either nothing is imminent or something is already sorted.

A deal that shouldn’t even be considered until a new manager is in place and has had a look at the squad.

More of a hands tied situation than a “let him slip”. Chelsea will want good money for him, and Fulham can spend it. Unlike us.

Lightweight.

Forestieri? Massive failure? Give over.

Just because he’s been here a few years and was part of the playoff final loss doesn’t mean he can’t help us push forward. He’s one of the best midfielders in the league, in my opinion. If we can get him back to his old self, and on a contract that will be favourable to us, no doubt, it will be one of the better deals this summer.

Based on his goals to games ratio, and his general influence on the game every time he played for us, I wholeheartedly disagree.

If by quirky you mean a knackered old hole with dire facilities, which has been built in the middle of an area that resembles a war-torn country, that’s exactly what it is. It’s an experience walking though back gardens to get into the away end, though.

Don’t see many from up north speaking highly of him. I did meet his fan club when England played Scotland at Wembley a couple of years ago, though.