asteener1867 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Inspector Lestrade said: So how are the takeover talks going? Red Bull are fighting it out with a Russian..Ogliag...Oglai... errrr.....A Russian.... DBowl is mediating.... Geoff Sheard turned up...Got a very poor reception....but then again..If he won't pay for an aerial... Lee Strafford tipped up and said he could get 16'0000 season ticket holders.... When told we already had 20'000..He replied... "Yea...but I'm sure I could get it to 16'000" Wednesdayite rose from the ashes and demanded the shares back, told no...inflated balloons an' stormed out.... It was all very messy...Chansiri offered to walk if Turner walked..Gregg wasn't the man...Dave Allen sued them all. Turner when questioned blamed the weather in Stockport..Dave Allen sued Stockport Stockport said "What in the name of f...." It all got very strained... Red Bull walked out...followed by Mammadov on a golden Elephant...Chansiri sued Mammadov , then Nick Parker burst into tears...distressed..Milan Mandaric then walked in.. Turned around and walked out again...followed by the ghost of Eric Taylor... Edited February 25, 2020 by asteener1867 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: Red Bull are fighting it out with a Russian..Ogliag...Oglai... errrr.....A Russian.... DBowl is mediating.... Geoff Sheard turned up...Got a very poor reception....but then again..If he won't pay for an aerial... Lee Strafford tipped up and said he could get 16'0000 season ticket holders.... When told we already had 20'000..He replied... "Yea...but I'm sure I could get it to 16'000" Wednesdayite rose from the ashes and demanded the shares back, told no...inflated balloons an' stormed out.... It was all very messy...Chansiri offered to walk if Turner walked..Gregg wasn't the man...Dave Allen sued them all. Turner when questioned blamed the weather in Stockport..Dave Allen sued Stockport Stockport said "What in the name of f...." It all got very messy Red Bull walked out...followed by Mammadov on a golden Elephant...Chansiri sued Mammadov , then Nick Parker burst into tears...distressed..Milan Mandaric then walked in.. Turned around and walked out again...followed by the ghost of Eric Taylor... Much as I imagined then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) 39 minutes ago, pazowl55 said: Yes so unfortunately Sheff Utd have had one of the best managers the championship has ever seen and probably the best manager not at a top club at this moment in time. I would say that's pretty lucky. I hate myself for saying this, but anyone in the EPL these days is a top club, even that lot! Again hate to admit it, but getting it largely right in the managerial stakes over the past two decades is an indication that they might just know what they are doing rather than being just lucky. They've outperformed us in every department and it makes me furious. Edited February 25, 2020 by Utah Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2Owl Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 They’re still tuggers though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Other Wednesday news.... Theres little to report really....Hutch has shaved Monks head while he was asleep...Monk said it was "Simply "High Jinks" and happens in the dressing room, which he can't find at the minute...Bannan is practising "Spinning" and has a new one he will reveal this Wednesday night (Should put a couple of thousand on the gate) GM says..."Due to the kerfuffle regarding "One up front"..He is going to try..."None up front"..and in his own words... "See how they f.ookin' like them Bananas"... Fletcher is injured again after dropping both his and Jordan Rhodes' wage packets on his foot, Palmer went to pick them up and is out 3 weeks with a back injury.. "Hi Ho" is cancelled and we we will now be playing f.ookin' fairground music as the stripes trot out. Wednesday have asked all fans to turn up early, as they expect to be 3-0 down inside half an hour...and it would be a shame if we didn't have a "Few in to start with" The F.A cup game against Manchester City is cancelled because... "F.ook me...why wouldn't you" The money will not be refunded because.... "We saved you from being embarrassed ..and that costs" Despite all this we have launched the new 50 YEAR SEASON TICKET!!! Yes , you can now buy a season ticket for 50 years.....for £20'000 (Half price for over 80's" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Not only all that...but I thought the match was tonight....and was hoping it would be called off...til the lad texted an' said "Pick you up at 6 tomorrow" I thought "F.ook me thats a good idea..."....(Because I still thought the match was tonight) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pazowl55 Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 23 minutes ago, Utah Owl said: I hate myself for saying this, but anyone in the EPL these days is a top club, even that lot! Again hate to admit it, but getting it largely right in the managerial stakes over the past two decades is an indication that they might just know what they are doing rather than being just lucky. They've outperformed us in every department and it makes me furious. Lucky in the sense of getting good managers in I mean. Nothing lucky whatsoever about the amount of talent they have sold over the past 10 years or so. That's down to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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steelowl Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 They struck lucky with Wilder and in recent memory they had promotion winning managers Basset Warnock in between they had several duffers We'll eventually get a guy of the ilk of Big Jack or Ron who can get this club going but I'm afraid we need to have ownership that know what they are doing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamienoga Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 3 hours ago, pazowl55 said: They got lucky with an outstanding manager. Not just an outstanding manager even do he is there biggest asset. He built a team around the way he wanted to play football and bought players who were hungry and fitted in to the formation. We bought a load of players then had no plan for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinaOwl Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Just now, jamienoga said: Not just an outstanding manager even do he is there biggest asset. He built a team around the way he wanted to play football and bought players who were hungry and fitted in to the formation. We bought a load of players then had no plan for them. Clarke? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Sham67 said: Appointed by Derek Dooley. Sacked by McCabe. Allegedly for not being a big enough name. Or Just getting relegated 2 hours ago, pazowl55 said: Yes so unfortunately Sheff Utd have had one of the best managers the championship has ever seen and probably the best manager not at a top club at this moment in time. I would say that's pretty lucky. Or just a shrewd appointment 1 hour ago, Utah Owl said: I hate myself for saying this, but anyone in the EPL these days is a top club, even that lot! Again hate to admit it, but getting it largely right in the managerial stakes over the past two decades is an indication that they might just know what they are doing rather than being just lucky. They've outperformed us in every department and it makes me furious. This 1 hour ago, pazowl55 said: Lucky in the sense of getting good managers in I mean. Nothing lucky whatsoever about the amount of talent they have sold over the past 10 years or so. That's down to them. As Gary Player often said , the more I practice the luckier I get “ 39 minutes ago, steelowl said: They struck lucky with Wilder and in recent memory they had promotion winning managers Basset Warnock in between they had several duffers We'll eventually get a guy of the ilk of Big Jack or Ron who can get this club going but I'm afraid we need to have ownership that know what they are doing Milan would have got us up by now if he had been a bit younger and a bit more dosh to chuck at it . One things for sure, we would have been a lot healthier financially 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 1 hour ago, sonofbert2 said: Sold next week then 5 Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Why is everybody talking about the pigs? Fooook off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, hugeowl said: Milan would have got us up by now if he had been a bit younger and a bit more dosh to chuck at it . One things for sure, we would have been a lot healthier financially so if he was a totally different person!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsie Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, torres said: so if he was a totally different person!!! yak yak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsie Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 33 minutes ago, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said: Sold next week then Interesting use of terms though...no selling plans "just now". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 39 minutes ago, hugeowl said: Milan would have got us up by now if he had been a bit younger and a bit more dosh to chuck at it . One things for sure, we would have been a lot healthier financially This is very astute A bit younger A bit wealthier A bit more ambitious A bit less of a view to selling us as soon as possible A bit more willing to loosen the purse strings Apart from that you have it spot on as usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 16 minutes ago, Burnsie said: Interesting use of terms though...no selling plans "just now". Buyer waiting for the end of the month when his wages go in the bank 1 Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 20 minutes ago, torres said: This is very astute A bit younger A bit wealthier A bit more ambitious A bit less of a view to selling us as soon as possible A bit more willing to loosen the purse strings Apart from that you have it spot on as usual Bore off Uber . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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