HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU

Merger We already know each others songs

That's the thing about Wednesday, just when you think we've hit rock bottom, we find an even lower rock bottom I want DC to sell up, not sure Alonso is the man though

Hi TCFC, you've spelt BCFC wrong

We will sign him and then find out he can't play for us til next season It's the Wednesday way

In a team that throws regular crosses into the box, Jordan can be prolific again If Rhodes had played in a Howard Wilkinson team, he would have scored 40 a season

In that case they might have one of mine there

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Brilliant

Visit their training ground, you'll get a reyt shock

We need to cut the wi-fi to Vaughan's house just to make sure he's not tempted Or kidnap him or summat

We could end up not needing stadia All that is needed is a pitch, surrounded by massive 30 foot advertising boards Or instead of stadia in it's current design with stands that stretch back Just have corporate boxes one on top of the other like Hyde Park flats The die hards could watch the game in total comfort in corporate boxes away from the elements This pandemic is going to change many things I still think a few clubs will go under

A bigger building would be needed to house all United's trophies And I'm not kidding I used to take my son to football training there (in his Wednesday shirt before anyone asks) Their foyer is littered with trophies, there's loads of them

I think we will still go when games are on the traditional 3pm slot 12 o'clock kick offs can do one, I detest them with a passion And night games would depend if my son can take me, if he's working I'd prefer ifollow It's the same with away games, I'm only allowed short distances, like Baaaarnsley

That was my second thought Whatever gets you through the night pandemic, and all that

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