ChinaOwl

How about a crafty stab at getting Rhodes back on loan from Huddersfield? He's clearly not a consistent Championship player any more and if Udders did get promoted, he'd be even further out of his depth and unlikely to play. He might well still have it him in at lower league level and it would certainly be interesting to give him a go alongside Gregory.

Having Derby County in there at least keeps it interesting. Possibly also Sunderland. Lincoln, Barnsley and possibly Mansfield maintains the ration of local games. Could be worse in fact.

Warhurst, Carlton Palmer and Waddle - circa 1993

If he can morph into a giant tortoise, he might live long enough to see it.

To find Forest Green on Google Maps.

I guess it deserves a: "Harlee Dean, tackle machine, Harlee Dean, tackle machine".

That DA news conference! Oh, to add to that, when Kaven made an appearance on Owlstalk trying to play the "misunderstood" card - both cringeworthy and hilarious in equal measures.

To think that, when Chansiri arrived, we were comfortably a mid table Championship side with Stuey's hotchpotch of free transfers, May and Nuhiu leading the line and GTF on loan to where we are now, despite untold millions p!ssed up the wall. Not looking reyt good, is it Dejphon?

Sam likes Christmas - receiving cards is his favourite hobby!

There would be quite a few on Owlstalk that would be defending Jeffrey Epstein even now had he bankrolled the club back to the Premier League. That's the sad reality behind the fake outrage.

Aye, but Messi really isn't a bad second prize!

It depends more on whether or not Chansiri has changed. If Chansiri now realises it is better to recruit the right man to run the football side of the club and leaves him to doing things his way without any form of hindrance, then relegation was a price well worth paying. If Chansiri goes back to his (alleged) interference and micromanagement, it probably will not be long before Moore departs and things turn pear shaped yet again.

Could be a car for D-Taxi's.

Reda when he got bored of being a defender.

Dejphon plans for self sufficiency at Sheffield Wednesday. Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal appointed as advisors.

I don't want to sound too much like an old cynic but Dejphon and his plans rarely reach the desired outcome.

I reckon Lombardo will be digging through Bannan's kit bag looking for the hair restorer.

His brother, Sickasa, is reyt good. He often gets a mention in interviews from other players and managers.

Dunno, is he into golf?

No, he's Young Bailey, Old Bailey's son.

Yeah, look at all the benefits we got out of the sale, the big name signings, how it elevated our standing in the league!

Just what is needed. Another DA at the club.

How would you know? Once (or if) Paixao finally departs, he will simply become the new target for Chansiri blame deflection.

I am part of a consortium based in China. All of our consortium are part of the food and fisheries industry. We bought them though an agent in Hong Kong many years ago (before Chansiri had anything to do with Wednesday). My shares are a twentieth of not very much. I'll never get rich from them but it does give me access to various news dispatches and other investor benefits.

It does - as a wholly owned subsidiary of Thai Union Group.