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asteener1867

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  1. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    A book wiv pictures of Ducks!!!! I think I'm up to speed ............
  2. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    The point is Willow..Fans Know it won't work....but the club think it will...... Its not so much a question of taking it up...Its a question of... Who's f.ookin' running this shambles
  3. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    The jackpot being a Duck then...given those circumstances?
  4. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    What happens to the Duck in that situation??
  5. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    So if it looks like a loan...works like a loan....an' quacks like a loan...Its a duck? See what yer up against?
  6. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    You would honestly think afeter the last "Club1867" totally bombed...They would have thought about it... DC..."So we need another money drive...what shall we call it"? Km.."Well the last Club 1867 had virtually no takers whatsoever" DC "Thats a very good point Katrienne..We should really give this next one some thought" KM..."err...Club 1867?" Dc.."Sounds catchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" F.ook me!
  7. asteener1867

    IMPORTANT CHELSEA TICKET INFO

    I don't mind nippin' down and taking them off him... Which crescent was it...and what time does he usually come?
  8. asteener1867

    IMPORTANT CHELSEA TICKET INFO

    Dammit..why post that...I thoght they had given us another 1000 tickets....!!! Ohhhh important announcement... "Don't forget yer ticket????" Here we go...Important announcement.... Don't forget to put yer shoes on before you go out................................. FFS! Dammit..why post that...I thoght they had given us another 1000 tickets....!!! Ohhhh important announcement... "Don't forget yer ticket????" Here we go...Important announcement.... Don't forget to put yer shoes on before you go out.................................
  9. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Yep..its a picture book ..full of pictures of Sheffield Wednesday....probably stuff that isn't half as good as the stuff Dunsby puts on here for nowt....but its a book
  10. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Bruce has been promised money...He must have been....He wouldn't come otherwise... Whether that money is for Bruce himself or recruitment is what I'm wondering about
  11. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Thats the crux..Its hardly as though the f.ookin' wolf of wall st is a season ticket holder.....Wednesday fans can't afford to bloody speculate...Its not the NASDEQ... The vast majority of Wednesday fans buy their football as it comes....If you can afford to tip up..you tip up...If you can afford a season ticket/...you get one... So here you have yer ordinary Wednesday fan..who history would dictate...simply wants to watch ...The Wednesday Now..we get promises, threats, smoke and mirrors....contradictary statements at 2 in the f.ookin' morning...Blamed for spaffing 10 million on Jordan Rhodes..then by the time you have got yer undercrackers on..You have sold Jack Hunt...you f.ookin' idiot! I honestly can't believe how ludicrous its got...So we don't go up..meh...So we go down...meh...... Take the time to build it again Chansiri...Wednesday fans will wait.. What they don't want is the blame for every single f.ook up you make. I wish to f.ook he would answer one question.. IF as you said...Sheffield Wednesday fans make little difference to the revenue taken..Why in the name of all thats holy is every money grabbing scheme..aimed at US? Sell a player...on yer own...go on...sell one...You decide who it is...You sell him...Sell 2...sell whoever the f.ook...Thats where the money is going to come from... Not from askin' folk who's priorities lie in paying the sodding electric, mortgage or rent
  12. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Yea ..well then you go down wiv millions in parachute payments...You give them millions to DC and his advisors..and then.... We're totally f.ooked aren't we?
  13. at least we Reached...this January..............
  14. asteener1867

    A Challenge for the 5917

    I expect to get hammered...Owls fans just goin' mental for 90 minutes would do me...... Come on lads...make it happen for someone who couldn't get a ticket.... 20 minutes solid bouncing...f.ook the score a couple of Honolulus.......................
  15. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Fans hardly matter ...once you are in the Prem...getting there is a totally different kettle of Tuna.......
  16. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    I Know!!! Its like he's hoarding......in 40 years...yer grandkids will be walking around the Hillsborough museum looking at all these mummified f.ookers in bandages....(Much like the physio room at the minute) "is that one Abdi grandad?" "No son...far too mobile lookin'" Its ridiculous..... Owlstalk 2056.. "Abdi back in a fortnight" Make it f.ookin' stop...please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    I hope to god ..in a year..DC gets a phone call sayin' "Have you been mis sold FFP"
  18. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Its just making me want to shout "STOP IT!!!"...like you would at a f.ookin' cat that was scratchin' the furniture....It knows the tone of yer voice but doesn't understand what you are saying. We neede to start again...The fans can't finance it cos..WE HAVEN@t GOT THe F.OOKIN@ MONEY!!!!! Its like a Billionaire stood in fargate and askin' a tramp..."Wheres yer yacht?"...and not being able to understand the answer I can honestly see a time..... DC stands in an empty Hillsborough as the Owls win the Championshi title...proud as f.ook he financed it all the way...The fans had gone....no longer able to attend..... He raises his arms aloft to the f.ookin' sounds that echo in his head..... .Meanwhile in Phuket (Funnily enough)..A small bloke in a rowing boat wiv a lantern on the front...pushes out from the beach at 3am.... "Bloody Delphjon...gotta start all over again now...lifes TUF!"
  19. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Ahh..No...Premier league 2..otherwise known as "yer premium Championship"..brings in another version of yer "1867" "We are pleased to announce version 3 of our 1867 initiative..For the relatively small outlay of £2000..the deeds to yer house ..and the rights to your childs future earnings...You get a free season ticket and/ or Pie (subject to DC discretion) should Sheffield Wednesday reach Premier league 1 Allied to this is "1867 version 3.5".....You pay £3000 and not only does our star player get the nuptial rights to your wife on YOUR honeymoon (deeds of house...children etc)..BUt You get a free trip to the Champions league final!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (should wednesday ever appear )
  20. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    You buy 1867 £455 Season ticket £455 sub total = £910............................. but................(Drumroll) You get a free season ticket when we get to the Prem!
  21. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    You might be mate...I'm getting p*ssed off that he presumes I'm an inch offa stupid...
  22. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Actually Tommy..thats a much f.ookin' better idea!
  23. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Jesus!! Y'know it just might f.ookin' work! No Tom...Your season ticket is on top of that
  24. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    The whole shambles is contradictory....Aimed for promotion....really aimed to avoid relegation.....Fans contribute very little to revenue...Yet we continue to ask fans to shell out more.. Ticket prices up to maintain a good squad....kids brought in , Westwood Hutch etc isolated....Its a walking contradiction of itself..The whole bloody billy smarts outfit...Honestly! Sell reach, Sell bannan..sell FF ..whoever ...to get us back on a footing again I understand we bllxed it up in the first 2 years...but I was grateful to DC for trying...Theres no harm in that..We went along with it Now? It just seems like a charade...continuing to do the same thing that doesn't f.ookin' work...time after time... Its like a bloke building a fence wiv rubber nails and a really expensive hammer..and he keeps saying... "What in f.ooks name is wrong with this f.ookin' hammer!!!"...but its his fence...and he employs all the f.ookers who are building the fence...and no bugger dare say owt... We need a person in the boardroom with bloody turettes or summat... "ITS THE RUBBER NAILS YOU SILLY SH *T!!!"........................................."ooops sorry boss shall I get another hammer?" Wednesday fans aren't affluent...the majority of us..POTG is bloody ridiculous..been said time and time again, time and time again its ignored... The reason we sell more season tickets is not because of the team...not because we believe all the sodding dreamery...smoke and mirrors and "Oh what a wonderful team etc" Its because for the most part we are sh*t scared of POTG!!!!... No doubt the club will not even have noticede this....They will look at Saeson tickets and think "We can up them a fair bit"...Thats when the wheels come off Sell some sodding players DC and lets get on with it
  25. asteener1867

    Club 1867 Launch

    Good point...Its probably who will blink first....DC tries this to save him having to blink..I doubt he will.;... his f.ookin' eyes have been shut for 2 years
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