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Poutine at half time would be amazing. 
 

Penalty shoot out between five fans from home side and five from visitors. Each side gets cash per penalty scored. Simple and fun. 

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25 minutes ago, Inspector Lestrade said:

 

Sexist

You're not into little blue smurfy tìts?

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Watching the north stand food and drink prices is entertaining, can’t stop laughing lol 

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Celebrity Penalty ducking stool.

 

Star names. Two each week take 5 penalties each.

Winner has the applause of the half empty KOP.

Loser is sat on a ducking stool and plunged into slop-dosh.

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Just now, Animis said:

Ibiza town

Sandy beaches, sunsets and of course a wild party scene.

Ibiza is better known for superstar DJs and nightclubs than football, but on Wednesday night that could all change - at least for one night.

Barcelona are in town to face UD Ibiza in the last 32 of the Copa del Rey.

When the draw was made, many envious football fans had the same thought on social media - "best away game ever".

The match will be held at the Estadi Municipal de Can Misses, which is increasing its capacity from 4,500 to a sell-out 6,445 especially for the game.

In true Ibiza style the club has booked one of the island's top DJs, Manu Gonzalez, to "provide the pre-match and half-time beats" on the side of the pitch.

"When I was a kid the Ibiza football club was not that big - most people supported Barcelona," the Ibiza native told BBC Sport. "Now all these years later I will be DJing on a pitch where Barcelona and Ibiza will be playing together in an official competition. It will be a very special thing for the island."

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But of counselling to talk about stuff, addiction etc 

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Carry on playing like we are and no f o o Ker will there at half time.

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31 minutes ago, Justbeanz said:

Play for 15 minutes and have a 90 minute break.

You’d still not get served and miss the second half lol

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21 minutes ago, Animis said:

Sandy beaches, sunsets and of course a wild party scene.

Ibiza is better known for superstar DJs and nightclubs than football, but on Wednesday night that could all change - at least for one night.

Barcelona are in town to face UD Ibiza in the last 32 of the Copa del Rey.

When the draw was made, many envious football fans had the same thought on social media - "best away game ever".

The match will be held at the Estadi Municipal de Can Misses, which is increasing its capacity from 4,500 to a sell-out 6,445 especially for the game.

In true Ibiza style the club has booked one of the island's top DJs, Manu Gonzalez, to "provide the pre-match and half-time beats" on the side of the pitch.

"When I was a kid the Ibiza football club was not that big - most people supported Barcelona," the Ibiza native told BBC Sport. "Now all these years later I will be DJing on a pitch where Barcelona and Ibiza will be playing together in an official competition. It will be a very special thing for the island."

The game was today 

Ibiza took the lead 

Took a 94th minute winner for Barcelona to get through :tango:

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Dwarf throwing competition. 

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I’d settle for making full-time better at the minute.....

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1 hour ago, Pale Rider said:

Going in leading for me. 

 

You and your crazy ideas :duntmatter:

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going for a wass at ht always depressed , how many times this last 4 years have we played badly/losing at half time. whats on show on the pitch is depressing at home games /the opposite of away games what involve plenty of booze .loads of goals and we win more than we lose . I miss the 2 lads taking shots at goal at ht , surely it cant have stopped because they were wearing the penalty area out . we don't go in it do we so cant damage owt what we don't use. 

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Owlsman doing his lucky half time dump on a bog in the centre circle, FFS WTF:

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It’s a Knockout with drugged up chimpanzees. 

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34 minutes ago, S1Owl said:

But of counselling to talk about stuff, addiction etc   The 45 minutes of football we have just suffered

 

corrected it 

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Stock car racing with players cars driven by 8 year olds in Ozzie Owl outfits. 

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