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The players coming out with early 2000s owlettes wearing eyes wide shut masks having a free for all in a pool of jelly

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DC riding one of them told elephants singing ‘fczk the EFL’. 

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3 minutes ago, vulva said:

DC riding one of them told elephants singing ‘fczk the EFL’. 

Thought the dwarves n chimp ideas were very good but elephants ? Nah that's just plain daft.

 

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22 minutes ago, vulva said:

It’s a Knockout with drugged up chimpanzees. 

Think we tried that last Saturday in the 90 minutes.

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Get a couple of fans doing this with Westwood/Jones in the net (one of the fit goalkeepers who can't make the match day squad).

Failing that put a staff member from the community team between the sticks.

 

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D. None of the above.

 

I enjoy the peace and quiet we have now.

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Head to head..one home one away wearing clown wigs scream f*ck off at each other using feedback mics..

 

 

 

 

While eating dry crackers..

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About six years ago they used to race a home and an away supporter in one of them zorb balls. That was alright. 

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Cutest cat competition. 

Which stand makes the best pancakes. 

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3 hours ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Celebrity Penalty ducking stool.

 

Star names. Two each week take 5 penalties each.

Winner has the applause of the half empty KOP.

Loser is sat on a ducking stool and plunged into slop-dosh.

 

This. But the celebrities should be the first team, and the people taking the penalties should be season ticket holders 

 

 

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Monkey tennis?

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How about a ball kicking competition at half time ?

 

Image result for kicking in the balls gif

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1 hour ago, S36 OWL said:

How about a ball kicking competition at half time ?

 

Image result for kicking in the balls gif

 

That's what already happens after you POTG

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10 hours ago, Rev Owl said:

D. None of the above.

 

I enjoy the peace and quiet we have now.

 

You mean like we do for the 45 minutes either side?

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Random seats numbers called out. Then the two lucky contestants strip down down, get doused in baby oil and wrestle in the centre circle to the sound of pounding techno.

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I know this is stating the bleeding obvious but there are some very strange people on here. 

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3 minutes ago, TheEnchanter said:

Random seats numbers called out. Then the two lucky contestants strip down down, get doused in baby oil and wrestle in the centre circle to the sound of pounding techno.

 

lol

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1 minute ago, Plonk said:

I know this is stating the bleeding obvious but there are some very strange people on here. 

 

You only just realised. 

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