Chris Apolon Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) The players coming out with early 2000s owlettes wearing eyes wide shut masks having a free for all in a pool of jelly Edited January 22, 2020 by Chris Apolon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 DC riding one of them told elephants singing ‘fczk the EFL’. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, vulva said: DC riding one of them told elephants singing ‘fczk the EFL’. Thought the dwarves n chimp ideas were very good but elephants ? Nah that's just plain daft. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 22 minutes ago, vulva said: It’s a Knockout with drugged up chimpanzees. Think we tried that last Saturday in the 90 minutes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dronfield Blue Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Call HT full time and we can all f00k off early. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaldD Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Get a couple of fans doing this with Westwood/Jones in the net (one of the fit goalkeepers who can't make the match day squad). Failing that put a staff member from the community team between the sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 D. None of the above. I enjoy the peace and quiet we have now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Head to head..one home one away wearing clown wigs scream f*ck off at each other using feedback mics.. While eating dry crackers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilnhurstowl Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 War of the monster trucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 About six years ago they used to race a home and an away supporter in one of them zorb balls. That was alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) Cutest cat competition. Which stand makes the best pancakes. Edited January 22, 2020 by flo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: Celebrity Penalty ducking stool. Star names. Two each week take 5 penalties each. Winner has the applause of the half empty KOP. Loser is sat on a ducking stool and plunged into slop-dosh. This. But the celebrities should be the first team, and the people taking the penalties should be season ticket holders Edited January 22, 2020 by bobness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axolotl Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Monkey tennis? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 How about a ball kicking competition at half time ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 1 hour ago, S36 OWL said: How about a ball kicking competition at half time ? That's what already happens after you POTG 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OwlofOliveGrove Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 10 hours ago, Rev Owl said: D. None of the above. I enjoy the peace and quiet we have now. You mean like we do for the 45 minutes either side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Random seats numbers called out. Then the two lucky contestants strip down down, get doused in baby oil and wrestle in the centre circle to the sound of pounding techno. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plonk Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 I know this is stating the bleeding obvious but there are some very strange people on here. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, TheEnchanter said: Random seats numbers called out. Then the two lucky contestants strip down down, get doused in baby oil and wrestle in the centre circle to the sound of pounding techno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Plonk said: I know this is stating the bleeding obvious but there are some very strange people on here. You only just realised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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