Pablo Bonvin

Mange tout mange tout. Bonnet De Dou.che.

Thats not another one of Arry Redknapp's dogs is it. If so the rumour I've heard from my mate's neighbour's uncle's cleaner is true.

Bobbies? Could Gould or Charlton do a job for us. FFS..

He was probably drinking good spirits last night.

Which one is Uranus?

Don’t have nightmares children. By the way, is that the blueprint in the vid for the newest D taxi? If so, with only 2 doors it won’t be very useful.

Well done on graduating to the first team.

Can someone just put a link to a Wikipedia list of every possible manager in the universe and let us all pick our own names to while away the dark winter nights. Thanks.

It’s Ryan Giggs I’ve heard.

Abdi?

Well, the hours tick by.... the club where your “mate” works isn’t your local WMC is it by any chance, and not Hilsborough at all, and he’d consumed several potent beverages before sharing this nugget of information with you? The only person with the sack this Christmas is going to be Santa Claus at this rate.

Tell me why.

Is that in our new Meadowhall store?

He's been on the sauce.