Justbeanz Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 22 minutes ago, apswfcowl said: Winning a car was a good one if they could do that every match! Under FFP rules we can only raffle a Reliant Robin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls2k Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Bring back the biffa bin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield1973 Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 On 22/01/2020 at 19:45, Hitcat said: I want roast swan and champagne delivered to my seat by a bevy of topless smurfs. North Stand legend has it that’s all part of the match day experience in the rarified atmosphere on the South. Sniff......not for me. I prefer lukewarm pies and nuclear coffee with no lids. Or coffee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesowl Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 When I first went to football as a kid in the early 1990s, bloke next to me had a thermos of Irish coffee and a spare Kit Kat to give away. South stand before new roof. You’d try and eat Kit Kat and have some boozy coffee while trying to breath through the thick smokey air. Bloke in front used to have 3 or 4 fags during a game. How it’s changed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerson Thome Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Fans take it in turns each week to challenge Gordon Watson to a game of chess? Obviously if the game isn't completed in the 15 allotted minutes it will roll over to next week, or, if the game is close to a conclusion and both team captains agree to it they can play to a conclusion and just take a couple of minutes off the duration of the second half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 3 hours ago, apswfcowl said: Winning a car was a good one if they could do that every match! Ive heard its coming back , but FFP is biting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 33 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Ive heard its coming back , but FFP is biting Did I leave it in Greno Woods that last night I was there, FFS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 MMA with Duncan Norvelle and Stormzy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Half time Dogging in the North Stand carpark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Half time Dodgems in the North Stand carpark. Something to take your agression out with..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Space docking demonstration with Thora Hird lookalike. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imre Varadi's Conker Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Carry the goose. Two fans carry a goose around the centre circle. Simple but fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Pass the parcel with Joost Van Aken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imre Varadi's Conker Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Simon Stainrod's Cousin's Kitchen Run. We get the cousin of Simon Stainrod to appear in Wednesday kit holding kitchen utensils aloft whilst running the length of the pitch. Each week, a different utensil. We could start with a tea spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl67 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 17 hours ago, crookesowl said: When I first went to football as a kid in the early 1990s, bloke next to me had a thermos of Irish coffee and a spare Kit Kat to give away. South stand before new roof. You’d try and eat Kit Kat and have some boozy coffee while trying to breath through the thick smokey air. Bloke in front used to have 3 or 4 fags during a game. How it’s changed. It made me laugh that. I think giving a kid chocolate biscuits and plying them with alcohol laced coffee would be frowned upon nowadays. Seriously though, all I want for half times is to be able to look back on a good first half. That’ll do me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield1973 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Imre Varadi's Conker said: Carry the goose. Two fans carry a goose around the centre circle. Simple but fun. Nailed on winner. Simple but genius. Fun for all the family. Hosted by Bradley Walsh, probably. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffield1973 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Imre Varadi's Conker said: Simon Stainrod's Cousin's Kitchen Run. We get the cousin of Simon Stainrod to appear in Wednesday kit holding kitchen utensils aloft whilst running the length of the pitch. Each week, a different utensil. We could start with a tea spoon. It's good but it's no "Carry The Goose". 4/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31Dec1966 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 2 hours ago, vulva said: Pass the parcel with Joost Van Aken. I'd forgotten all about him, does he still play for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
31Dec1966 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 How about putting ALL the half time scores up? I know everyone looks at their mobile but I miss the crowd reaction to scores and it's not difficult is it. Ideally I'd bring back the bloke putting the numbers on the alphabet letters on the North Stand. I remember when they used to put the Grand national result up and the boat race! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetersfieldOwl Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Only thing I want to see at half time would be an instrument bending competition ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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