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What jobs would players have if they weren't footballers


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Lee - Ian Brown in Stone Roses cover band 

 

FF - Halfords bike section

 

Fletcher - mechanic 

 

Nuhiu - doorman (the oreyt one)

 

Hutch - doorman (the scary one)

 

Bazza - Double glazing salesman

 

Westy - call centre team leader

 

Lees and Borner - Brickies

 

Palmer and Iorfa - Labourers

 

Winnall and Rhodes - D Taxis drivers 

 

Dawson - Personal trainer 

 

Fox - man and van

 

Joey P - works in Asda and part time stripper.

 

 

 

 

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35 minutes ago, Kevan said:

Back in the late 60s when we signed Tommy Craig, I seem to recall that he said if he hadn't been a footballer  he would have been a gunman. ( I think it's now called a Refuse Disposal Officer)!

Not sure he said "gunman"; don't think the careers office offers such posts.

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7 minutes ago, belfast owl lad said:

John Fantham -Barber

David Layne-Bookmaker

Gerry Young-Trapper

Guy Branston-Streetfighter

John Pearson-Commentator

David Ford-Car Dealer   Heater fitter (because he is now) 

David Hirst-Master Brewer

John Sheridan-Wine Taster

lol

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On 17/11/2019 at 16:14, Salmonbones said:

Most of them would be the call centre type.   

 

I'm calling about the accident you had, a few months ago i'd have been calling about your PPI but that's all done with now.    I'll probably call you tomorrow to get you to change energy suppliers if that's quite ok.   Also i'll be coming door to door soon in your area to ask you to sign up for some charity or other by direct debit - not sure which charity it is because it changes weekly depending on which one gives our boss the best conversion rates.

 

 

When they say you have had an accident, I say yes, is this call in confidence. When they say yes then say, it’s a bit embarrassing-string them on for a bit. Then when they say what happened, I tell them it happened when I bent down. Some say, so that is how you had your accident, to which I reply, yes, I followed-through. Calvin’s are written off, had to go home to get cleaned up. Can I claim?:duntmatter:

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