Imre Varadi's Conker

Glad they put a proper shift in today. Obviously gutted and it's not that great coming bottom of the division. We'll be back, just hope we can do something we've not done for far too long and recruit sensibly. See you all next season!

We're basic but powerful in all areas.

Ultimate goal, a thing of beauty.

Too powerful I tell you.

We should use more body swerve.

Jerez, a terror, a full on day terror I had there.

We are far too powerful today. We have more power in tactics and leg power.

This will go on to 6pm.

Pain is only temporary, unless it lasts forever.

We're too strong in all departments, not only for Derby but all the other championship teams as well. We're the mighty Wednesday.

I told you, we're going to do it, I'm about to explode with insecurity and Owl lust and banjo strum.

This a really big game. The biggest since Kev from Sheffield won the Bullseye jackpot with two darts.

I'm very excited about this line up. I think we'll be so powerful, too powerful for Nottingham Forest.

Bannan is the best thing since flowers and bar billiards.