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What jobs would players have if they weren't footballers

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Read a recent fan made page of what fans think premier league managers would do if they had normal jobs .

Page here if interested https://www.givemesport.com/1521195-if-all-20-premier-league-managers-had-a-normal-job-fan-creates-brilliant-thread?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=web-view&utm_campaign=organic-social

 

 

Anyway 

 

What jobs would our players have if they had normal jobs? 

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Hutch would be a doorman.

 

Westy would be an Auctioneer.

 

Foxy would be a hairdresser.

 

 

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Nuhiu would have a job down at Carphone Warehouse. 

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Fletcher..... Painter and decorator. I can see him now in his overalls covered in paint propping the bar up with a pint after work.

 

Kieran Lee...... School teacher

 

Bannan....car dealer

 

Hutch..... Real estate.

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Bazza hair loss clinic technician.

 

Big Dave Jacamo model.

 

Fletch  A+E Nurse.

 

 

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Most of them would be the call centre type.   

 

I'm calling about the accident you had, a few months ago i'd have been calling about your PPI but that's all done with now.    I'll probably call you tomorrow to get you to change energy suppliers if that's quite ok.   Also i'll be coming door to door soon in your area to ask you to sign up for some charity or other by direct debit - not sure which charity it is because it changes weekly depending on which one gives our boss the best conversion rates.

 

 

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Abdi, wringer out for a one arm window cleaner. 

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9 minutes ago, Tarquin said:

Abdi, wringer out for a one arm window cleaner. 

No definite benefits cheat. 

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Nuhiu - mobsters henchman

Hutch - male stripper

Bannan - Fishing boat skipper

Fletch - male nurse

fessi - bistro owner/operator 

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From what I've seen of footballers, not one of the buggers would be able t put in a 40 hour week, FFS :bullen:

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3 hours ago, Bulgaria said:

Bannan....car dealer

Would love to see this ..

Watching him fit the pedal blocks on before taking you out on a test run .......lol

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39 minutes ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Would love to see this ..

Watching him fit the pedal blocks on before taking you out on a test run .......lol

DC Cook...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The books WTF:

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Reach.... Disney on Ice

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5. Chris Wilder (Sheffield United)

Runs a taxi firm. The finest in Yorkshire. Affordable with an excellent and efficient service. Not much banter though.

 

One of D Taxis finest :biggrin:

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Can you imagine workin' in an old rolling mill with Ola Tidman...?

If your mate didn't catch the white hot iron rod rolling through in the tongues provided...It went straiight through yer f.ookin' leg!!!

 

 

Theres you...and Ola Tidman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We may well find out soon if the EFL get their way.

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Borner - Art Curator 

Winnall - Bailiff 

Dawson - Film Extra

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27 minutes ago, asteener1867 said:

Can you imagine workin' in an old rolling mill with Ola Tidman...?

If your mate didn't catch the white hot iron rod rolling through in the tongues provided...It went straiight through yer f.ookin' leg!!!

 

 

Theres you...and Ola Tibia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

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