Costello 77 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said: The inter-marzipan chutney encasement option has been covered countless times within this thread already. Keep up. Anyway, I think marzipan is also banned by SAG just in case someone within a 23 mile radius of the ground has a nut allergy. Marzipan smells like a certain explosive.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwellOwl Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Can’t wait for the outcome of Chutney gate!! Did they get pass the gates or not?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: Marzipan smells like a certain explosive.. You’re right. I hope nobody’s taking any Battenburg with them today for half time nibbles. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said: You’re right. I hope nobody’s taking any Battenburg with them today for half time nibbles. was that the Airship that crashed and burned in 1937 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Looks like Vulva's been caught!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlett Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 On 07/11/2019 at 22:14, vulva said: Got 3 x jam jars full of the stuff (beetroot and orange to be precise) which I need to get into the ground on Saturday to pass on. It’s not practical to do the drop before or after so need to smuggle in. Any ideas on how? Suspect I can get 2 in the Fireman Sam bag, hidden under a scarf, but struggling with the 3rd. Cardinal Wolsey ( Terry Scott ) had a knack of smuggling letters unseen in Carry On Henry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latemodelchild Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Really really hope there's a photo of the chutney in the ground today, happy smile on its lid enjoying a day out at the match. Really hope there isn't a photo of the chutney outside the ground having been denied access, sad faced like in the star when a kid gets sent home from school for having their hair coloured or summat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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S36 OWL Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Costello 77 said: I wonder what the biggest thing smuggled into the ground is? Rhodes wallet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Does chutney qualify as a dip? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Vulva won't have the nerve to show his chutney to the world.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 He didn't make it . He got captured with prohibited items inside the five mile matchday exclusion zone .Got nabbed in Hillsbro park . 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 #chutneygate trending on 2@tter.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Hookowl said: Looks like Vulva's been caught!! FAKE NEWS ALERT !!!!!! This dog has no white stick FFS 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: FAKE NEWS ALERT !!!!!! This dog has no white stick FFS He couldn't get the stick in the ground. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post vulva Posted November 9, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 9, 2019 The Eagle has landed. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Reading 1 - 0 Luton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddogbob Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 47 minutes ago, vulva said: The Eagle has landed. Get in! Literally 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beswetherick Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 hour ago, vulva said: The Eagle has landed. Wait til SAG get a load of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 I was looking for you, I had a cheese sandwich 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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