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Captain Scarlett

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  1. Somewhere a screen writer is busy scribbling away.
  2. On the plus side, due to the low number of players we now have we save money on hiring away coaches for the players, we now have a contract with Rivelin Travel for the 24 hour hire of a mini bus..
  3. SPECIAL SEASON TICKET PROMOTION ================================ Two for one offer !!! Buy your season ticket, reserve your seat and get another absolutely FREE ! Excuse me......ain't these the seats from the Crows Nest corner, recently removed. Shhhhhhhh ! ..........................
  4. Congratulations ! ..................runner up consolation prize is 2 FREE season tickets.
  5. Come on you two !!! I bought us each a season ticket and we're going to get full use out of them. "Who's playing DAD ? " " The Mighty Wednesday against the formidable Accrington Stanley " "Who ? " " Right ! no ice cream ......not at those prices ! ..... "
  6. FFS .......they'll go to any lengths now won't they ! Talk about " give an inch ...."
  7. Groundsman won't be happy having to roll the pitch to get rid of the bobbles.
  8. Don't worry I borrow Att's calculator and the figures are fine.
  9. We could play our own game of Where's Chansiri. I'll give you a clue, he's hiding in one of the beach huts out of sight.
  10. Sensible answer from me for once. -------------------------------------------------------- Only suggestion I can think of is buy the largest junior sock available and then wet them thoroughly and stretch them with a sock stretcher. If you don't posses a sock stretcher then wear the wet socks to bed and they will stretch overnight to the shape of your feet. A might uncomfortable but I am led to believe wearing wet socks to bed improves your circulation. Your feet warm up the socks and the water evaporates, cooling your feet which in turn sends more blood down to your feet and toes to warm them. Never tried it myself as I don't fancy getting back to bed wetting.
  11. Ten years from now in 2031............. DC: " There you go son, I said one day it would be all yours ...........enjoy" Att: "...........er..............thanks dad...........it's just what I wanted............"
  12. All the numbers are correct, though not necessarily in the right order. (c) Morecambe & Wise.
  13. Released at last !!!! ..........now's our chance.......follow me............let's get out of here fast !!!
  14. Good luck turning that tanker with Captain Chansiri at the helm.
  15. Can't wait till he goes. The day he sells up and dissappears for good should be a public holiday in Sheffield. At least for the blue and white half. The man is a complete imbecile.
  16. I'm saving up like mad to buy the club, but football clubs nowadays swallow money.
  17. ENDGAME Expect some very low offers about to materialise to buy us . Won't be long now.
  18. Right I'm off to buy a poo drone.............btw.......do you think a drone is strong enough to actually lift a bag of poo ? ..........I have the perfect target in mind.
  19. I have it on good authority the referees will be issued new style stop watches next season.
  20. Apologies CircleSeven, didn't see your post with the same idea. We think on the same lines. Anything to make him realise he really isn't wanted or liked at Sheffield Wednesday.
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