vulva Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Got 3 x jam jars full of the stuff (beetroot and orange to be precise) which I need to get into the ground on Saturday to pass on. It’s not practical to do the drop before or after so need to smuggle in. Any ideas on how? Suspect I can get 2 in the Fireman Sam bag, hidden under a scarf, but struggling with the 3rd. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Utah Owl Posted November 7, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 7, 2019 Sounds like you're in a bit of a piccalilli on that one. 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sibon Posted November 7, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted November 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, vulva said: Got 3 x jam jars full of the stuff (beetroot and orange to be precise) which I need to get into the ground on Saturday to pass on. It’s not practical to do the drop before or after so need to smuggle in. Any ideas on how? Suspect I can get 2 in the Fireman Sam bag, hidden under a scarf, but struggling with the 3rd. Take the lids off. Then you shouldn’t have a problem 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 Just now, sibon said: Take the lids off. Then you shouldn’t have a problem It’s quite a loose chutney. Think we will need the lid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, sibon said: Take the lids off. Then you shouldn’t have a problem But should the contents fall out that could cause a bit pf a pickle for all concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighworthOwl Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Thought I had stumbled upon a Fulham forum for a second! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 To clarify, I’ve not made the chutney. Don’t particularly warm to the stuff. I’m just the carrier in this pre Christmas transaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Bet you cant smuggle them down Leppings Lane before the game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva Posted November 7, 2019 Author Share Posted November 7, 2019 Just now, A12owl said: Which stand are you in? If it's the South you just need to cover them with a few Werthers. South. I don’t think Kop people eat chutney. Think it’s all crisp sandwiches and club biscuits on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobayashi Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 kick out the jams muthafookers 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynnb Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Bring back Guy Branston, never thought I'd use that phrase. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, HighworthOwl said: Thought I had stumbled upon a Fulham forum for a second! Thought it was about that kid from the kebab shop in Corrie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Cross dress for the game, at least you'd be able to sneak two in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkastav Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Bum bag round ur waist under coat... simples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sternlad Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 It’s a shame platform soled shoes aren’t in fashion...you could have used one jar for each heel. Cross dressing might be the only solution...or under a police helmet? Do the rozzers still wear helmets? I don’t get out much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robowl4life Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 So if anyone hears a lot of moaning/groaning/screaming followed by a large splash and sigh... it’s Vulva banging a jar of chutney out the old sh.it pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, robowl4life said: So if anyone hears a lot of moaning/groaning/screaming followed by a large splash and sigh... it’s Vulva banging a jar of chutney out the old sh.it pipe. He'd nnnnnnnever try that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 I used to admire this man for banging out random pensioners on The Moor. Now he’s smuggling chutney. Broken Britain! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhopping Owl Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) Find a steward with a sense of humour and all will be reyt. If you find the one who tried to refuse to let me in because I had an overnight bag (having travelled 300 miles for a Friday night game, which entails, you know... staying overnight) then wait for his superior to come along and order him to belt up. Alternatively bring a fourth jar and use it as bribery. Edited November 7, 2019 by Groundhopping Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everywhere & nowhere Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Get a cat in the hat hat and stash your chutney in there. Surely wouldn’t attract any attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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