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Got 3 x jam jars full of the stuff (beetroot and orange to be precise) which I need to get into the ground on Saturday to pass on. It’s not practical to do the drop before or after so need to smuggle in. 

 

Any ideas on how? Suspect I can get 2 in the Fireman Sam bag, hidden under a scarf, but struggling with the 3rd. 

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Just now, sibon said:


Take the lids off. Then you shouldn’t have a problem 

It’s quite a loose chutney. Think we will need the lid. 

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1 minute ago, sibon said:


Take the lids off. Then you shouldn’t have a problem 

But should the contents fall out that could cause a bit pf a pickle for all concerned.

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10 minutes ago, vulva said:

Got 3 x jam jars full of the stuff (beetroot and orange to be precise) which I need to get into the ground on Saturday to pass on. It’s not practical to do the drop before or after so need to smuggle in. 

 

Any ideas on how? Suspect I can get 2 in the Fireman Sam bag, hidden under a scarf, but struggling with the 3rd. 

I wouldn't relish having your problem @vulva

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Thought I had stumbled upon a Fulham forum for a second! 

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To clarify, I’ve not made the chutney. Don’t particularly warm to the stuff. I’m just the carrier in this pre Christmas transaction. 

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12 minutes ago, vulva said:

Got 3 x jam jars full of the stuff (beetroot and orange to be precise) which I need to get into the ground on Saturday to pass on. It’s not practical to do the drop before or after so need to smuggle in. 

 

Any ideas on how? Suspect I can get 2 in the Fireman Sam bag, hidden under a scarf, but struggling with the 3rd. 

Which stand are you in? If it's the South you just need to cover them with a few Werthers. 

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Bet you cant smuggle them down Leppings Lane before the game. 

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Just now, A12owl said:

Which stand are you in? If it's the South you just need to cover them with a few Werthers. 

South. I don’t think Kop people eat chutney. Think it’s all crisp sandwiches and club biscuits on there. 

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3 minutes ago, vulva said:

To clarify, I’ve not made the chutney. Don’t particularly warm to the stuff. I’m just the carrier in this pre Christmas transaction. 

Now you've fessed up you could get life if SAG and SYP ID you.

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2 minutes ago, vulva said:

South. I don’t think Kop people eat chutney. Think it’s all crisp sandwiches and club biscuits on there. 

Werthers it is then. 

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Needs a diversion tactic. Just as you get to the turnstile pretend to have jarred* your back or something. Quick bit of treatment from a friendly paramedic and you're already in the ground.

 

*No pun intended.

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Bring back  Guy Branston, never thought I'd use that phrase. :duntmatter:

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14 minutes ago, HighworthOwl said:

Thought I had stumbled upon a Fulham forum for a second! 

 

 

Thought it was about that kid from the kebab shop in Corrie

 

:duntmatter:

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1 minute ago, kobayashi said:

kick out the jams muthafookers

All condiments should be accepted - no exceptions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Except Worcester sauce.

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Bum bag round ur waist under coat... simples

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