asteener1867 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, hawksmore said: Fvcked worse. How??? just askin' 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: How??? just askin' I'd be askin' myself the very same question too if I woke up next to her, FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: How??? just askin' Grab a Granny night at Roxy's? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prowl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: How??? just askin' Very strong stomach I expect. I wouldn't, well, not sober and I would need several gallons.....of spirits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawksmore Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: How??? just askin' how did i manage it physically or how did i manage to pull such a beast? 1) how did i manage it physically - i'll just say getting legs that big over your shoulders requires some strength, but i'm no quitter and pb'd that night 2) how did i manage to pull such a beast - 12 pints and 4 pills 18 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: I'd be askin' myself the very same question too if I woke up next to her, FFS i've fvcked worse, woke up the next day, plated it out, had a second go and made it breakfast before dropping her off 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogbad Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 21 minutes ago, royalowlisback said: Grab a Granny night at Roxy's? Been there, got the t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sham67 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, hawksmore said: how did i manage it physically or how did i manage to pull such a beast? 1) how did i manage it physically - i'll just say getting legs that big over your shoulders requires some strength, but i'm no quitter and pb'd that night 2) how did i manage to pull such a beast - 12 pints and 4 pills i've fvcked worse, woke up the next day, plated it out, had a second go and made it breakfast before dropping her off I feel physically sick after reading that. And I've tackled somebody that big. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulture_squadron Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, room0035 said: Indeed but we haven't had any offers for the other strikers, but have for Rhodes and none of the other strikers are on the wages that Rhodes is. I would love to see a £ per goals for all of our strikers, since we have had then, Nuihu will probably be top of the list as I cannot think he is on more than £7-8k a week. Yes but what if we give him another chance and he scores goals next season. He's got 2 years on his deal. He could either help us or be sold for more money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 48 minutes ago, hawksmore said: Fvcked worse. At last, somebody on my wavelength 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 31 minutes ago, hawksmore said: how did i manage it physically or how did i manage to pull such a beast? 1) how did i manage it physically - i'll just say getting legs that big over your shoulders requires some strength, but i'm no quitter and pb'd that night 2) how did i manage to pull such a beast - 12 pints and 4 pills i've fvcked worse, woke up the next day, plated it out, had a second go and made it breakfast before dropping her off Sounds perfect, you're a man after my own heart 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GY-owl.4 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 No amount of drink or pills would make me go anywhere near a bird half that size.... the admissions of going with 'worse' in this thread is making me gip. Talking of fat.... billy blunt int as good as Rhodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, hawksmore said: how did i manage it physically or how did i manage to pull such a beast? 1) how did i manage it physically - i'll just say getting legs that big over your shoulders requires some strength, but i'm no quitter and pb'd that night 2) how did i manage to pull such a beast - 12 pints and 4 pills i've fvcked worse, woke up the next day, plated it out, had a second go and made it breakfast before dropping her off Got to call BS on this one hawks old chap. Not even Audi Murphy was that feckin brave FFS And you'd need a full brigade of chefs to cook enough breakfast Edited June 7, 2019 by cognacbarnowl Eh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, cognacbarnowl said: Got to call BS on this one hawks old chap. Not even Audi Murphy was that feckin brave FFS Do you mean this fella? Or an Irish rally driver? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Dukeries Owl said: Do you mean this fella? Or an Irish rally driver? It makes me chuckle when I see how they extended the shoulders on his uniform to make him look more believable, And the rally driver was cortina traffic jam, FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 30 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: It makes me chuckle when I see how they extended the shoulders on his uniform to make him look more believable, And the rally driver was cortina traffic jam, FFS I used to date a female rally driver called Anne Break-Turner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 49 minutes ago, cognacbarnowl said: Got to call BS on this one hawks old chap. Not even Audi Murphy was that feckin brave FFS And you'd need a full brigade of chefs to cook enough breakfast I do believe that me and hawks have, and scuse the pun here but we've come across the same woman, only I ended up at her house, did the unthinkable, woke up in the morning, she cooked me a breakfast and then was kind enough to give me a lift home bless her 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, cognacbarnowl said: Got to call BS on this one hawks old chap. Not even Audi Murphy was that feckin brave FFS And you'd need a full brigade of chefs to cook enough breakfast Is that the Irish Arm of the VÀG group ? ....... Edited June 7, 2019 by OWLERTON GHOST 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 Meantime, Sheffield Wednesday’s cameras have been getting around the city to get a feel for who people would like to become the club’s next signing. Here is what Phil Oakey, Susan Sulley and Joanne Catherall had to say. Apparently, they’re big Josh Onomah fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogerwyldesmullet Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, The Dukeries Owl said: I used to date a female rally driver called Anne Break-Turner. Bet she drove you round the bend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffs owl Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, theowlsman said: Meantime, Sheffield Wednesday’s cameras have been getting around the city to get a feel for who people would like to become the club’s next signing. Here is what Phil Oakey, Susan Sulley and Joanne Catherall had to say. Apparently, they’re big Josh Onomah fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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