The Dukeries Owl

Hi Rafa, this is Steve, we've got this overpaid Swiss midfielder who is way past his prime and can't stay fit for more than a fortnight, I was wondering whether you'd be interested in doing a swap deal for that exciting young pacy winger that we've got on loan from you?

Do you know that you have to look through the small end of a pair of binoculars as you seem to have a very strange perspective on life.

Clinton Morrison who could score for everybody except us. Much more accomplished at imitating windmills than playing football.

We're not that good.

I think Jos never actually existed, what we saw was a fibre glass model of him in the dug out.

Or both WBA games when we conceded late equalisers that in total cost us 4 points.

They still think that Shearer and Sutton are up front for them.

Ya missed it pal

Rotherham 1 Norwich 2

Blackburn "getting a grip" on the game

They sell tea in your local Blockbuster?

If that doesn't work log out and then login in again: Assuming you've got the log in details and it'll take a few minutes to do so leave it till half time.

Bluddy own goal as well

If you are jumping from above Mind the blades

Good luck with that, I got negged to hell for saying the same