The Dukeries Owl

"Chris Wilder has a point" says David. More than they'll get tomorrow

If one of his legs had fallen off we'd have to change his name from Hooper to Hopper

Whichever way round the rest of the team is surely playing a midfield 3 of Bannan, Pelupessy and Onamah should be the answer as we are getting overrun in midfield. If Joey does the "crappy stuff" it can release either Bannan or Onamah to be playing higher up the pitch, then we can press the other team, rather than being sat quaking in our own third waiting to be picked apart.

Feel sorry for wee Bazza trying to do it all on his own.

They can pass we can't, simple

"Cloud storage" sounds much more impressive than banks of servers in faceless industrial units in Essex doesn't it

That was the rip off version. (2 years after )

Is that the third verse from the End of the world by R.E.M. ?

Now you are talking out of Yor aath

Has he gone yet? I want to turn my radio back on.

Unfinished business? Who does he want to relegate next?

If anybody cares to listen he will explain the meaning of life and many other profundities to Jim White. Probably all in riddles though.

Two-Penney at a shove?

Or the leavers bombarding the unwashed with lies on Facebook?

Should have voted for Spar then