The Dukeries Owl

Nobody is happy but many are rightly relieved that we weren't humiliated by our porcine neighbours. If we were short of attacking ambition and quality at least we stuck at it and came through relatively unscathed and we don't have to hide from our friends, family and workmates.

Have we given up all hope with Onamah?, this kid who keeps getting England call ups? (Asking for a friend)

I'll bet Joey P's agent will have negotiated a tough deal as well to keep him in hair gel.

Viv Nicholson at a guess.

Turning down money offers for players we got on freebies and keep paying them good money and not playing them. Only at Hillsborough

For the first time in ages he made a substitution that actually improved us rather than a blatant admission that we wanted to throw the game like we have been doing.

Massive congratulations to United for being the first team this season not to score against us

This week it's 0-0 at full time.

Jos heard me from 10 minutes ago

Penney is a passenger, get Matias on on the right and push Reach out on the left.

It was last week at half time.

How or who do we expect to score a goal playing 8-1-1 and hoping for a clean sheet that we are incapable of?

A clean sheet?

Reasons to be fearful - Page 3.

Although that is largely down to people reading their Wikipedia profiles and being astonished at how many times said player has scored for Nando's cheeky boys.