Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted November 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2018 Imagine if you will, you loud voiced singers, that you are on top of your old lady, grunting and squelching away , ale infused persperation forming on your neanderthal brow, when suddenly she cries, "just get off, you've got a tiny flacid hampton and you're not even touvhing the sides compared to my ex" Would you take it as a personal slight? Would it put you off your stroke? Or would you think, nah it's not a dig at me. It's a dig at the dating agency who matched us. 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawksmore Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Are you telling us the Jos has a small Weiner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castleford Owl Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said: Imagine if you will, you loud voiced singers, that you are on top of your old lady, grunting and squelching away , ale infused persperation forming on your neanderthal brow ffs Snoots, trying to get through a hangover Weetabix here Edited November 4, 2018 by Mr. Tom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticOwl Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 My brain is fried after reading that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilfsmith Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 I'd take it as constructive criticism and work hard one of those enlargement contraption thingies that GUARANTEES SUCCESS. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 The irony is everyone is believing this is some sort of allegory for the current situation at Wednesday Its actually just Snooty musing over his romantic evening yesterday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 1 minute ago, StudentOwl said: The irony is everyone is believing this is some sort of allegory for the current situation at Wednesday Its actually just Snooty musing over his romantic evening yesterday Yeah n lm the ex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 I think this is an I am here moment from his lordship 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philb125 Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: Imagine if you will, you loud voiced singers, that you are on top of your old lady, grunting and squelching away , ale infused persperation forming on your neanderthal brow, when suddenly she cries, "just get off, you've got a tiny flacid hampton and you're not even touvhing the sides compared to my ex" Would you take it as a personal slight? Would it put you off your stroke? Or would you think, nah it's not a dig at me. It's a dig at the dating agency who matched us. I love your analagy, think I used it twice myself yesterday!! Try chanting your ex’s name whilst in the midst of it with your mrs and see if she reacts well and improves or gets the hump? Our ‘fans’ and I use that term lightly are at times moronic. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torres Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 I used to think Carlos talked nonsense..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 I'd tell her to get her fanny tightened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted November 4, 2018 Author Share Posted November 4, 2018 Hopefully Dawson prefers the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent footballing man to the thoughtless approval of the masses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WindygrOWLer Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: Would it put you off your stroke? Or would you think, nah it's not a dig at me. It's a dig at the dating agency who matched us. I don't normally have a stroke when I'm doing the business. But there's plenty of women that I've ruined for other men... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted November 4, 2018 Author Share Posted November 4, 2018 38 minutes ago, Windygrowler said: I don't normally have a stroke when I'm doing the business. I don't some of those singing have been as lucky. Definitly been some lack of bloody flow to their brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirstys Salopettes Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Id just be happy to be there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 I'd just knock one out. I'd ask permission obviously. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DobbinTheDonkey Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: Imagine if you will, you loud voiced singers, that you are on top of your old lady, grunting and squelching away , ale infused persperation forming on your neanderthal brow, when suddenly she cries, "just get off, you've got a tiny flacid hampton and you're not even touvhing the sides compared to my ex" Would you take it as a personal slight? Would it put you off your stroke? Or would you think, nah it's not a dig at me. It's a dig at the dating agency who matched us. I'm not sure but are you saying Dawson is going to get arrested if he carries on playing between the sticks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimisticowl Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Lord Snooty said: Imagine if you will, you loud voiced singers, that you are on top of your old lady, grunting and squelching away , ale infused persperation forming on your neanderthal brow, when suddenly she cries, "just get off, you've got a tiny flacid hampton and you're not even touvhing the sides compared to my ex" Would you take it as a personal slight? Would it put you off your stroke? Or would you think, nah it's not a dig at me. It's a dig at the dating agency who matched us. I’d never got you down as such an old romantic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted November 4, 2018 Author Share Posted November 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, DobbinTheDonkey said: I'm not sure but are you saying Dawson is going to get arrested if he carries on playing between the sticks? I'm saying the antics of some loose lipped-thunderchumps might make the lad get a case of the shrivel and droop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now