There's only one ex boyfriend

[Lord Snooty]

[prowl]

21 hours ago, Windygrowler said:

I don't normally have a stroke when I'm doing the business. But there's plenty of women that I've ruined for other men... 

I met one of your exes, she said you were hung like a AAA battery and that was when it was swollen. 

[Lombardo]

14 minutes ago, prowl said:

I met one of your exes, she said you were hung like a AAA battery and that was when it was swollen. 

Zinc or Alcaline? makes 10x the difference.....

[Musn't Grumble]

On 4 November 2018 at 10:41, Lord Snooty said:

 

Imagine if you will, you loud voiced singers, that you are on top of your old lady, grunting and squelching away , ale infused persperation forming on your neanderthal brow, when suddenly she cries, "just get off, you've got a tiny flacid hampton and you're not even touvhing the sides compared to my ex"

Would you take it as a personal slight? Would it put you off your stroke?

Or would you think, nah it's not a dig at me. It's a dig at the dating agency who matched us.

 

I'm looking forward to when the book comes out...

[Plonk]

Or maybe you’ve got a little wee pipe and are crap  at sex. In which case you should give it up and stop upsetting the ladies you are paid to entertain.

[Lord Snooty]

21 minutes ago, Plonk said:

Or maybe you’ve got a little wee pipe and are crap  at sex. In which case you should give it up and stop upsetting the ladies you are paid to entertain.

 

Your right there. There's certainly a lot of big girls about

[WindygrOWLer]

3 hours ago, prowl said:

I met one of your exes, she said you were hung like a AAA battery and that was when it was swollen. 

[WalthamOwl]

I would just get off her and tell her even a Boeing 747 looks small flying in to the Grand Canyon and that she should get back with the “ex” to not only satisfy her but lots of other people aswell.