Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted November 4, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2017 Hello Chums, What a week! Wednesday beat Millwall - Jordan Rhodes is hero of the hour. The third strip was going to be worn this weekend, then it wasn't, now it'll be the home kit, which will be given away afterwards, which might not be wise seeing we're running out of them. The Chairman has sent out an official but unofficial 40,000 worded reply to a question that no one is sure has been asked, and in part sort of apologised without saying sorry ("sorry, not sorry" - i think the youngsters say) to a twitter supporter who it later transpires is actually a fictional character from an Ian Rankin novel. Adam Reach (How much?!) has won player of the month. Sam Winnall has become the greatest centre forward in the history of the club in 90 minutes - whilst not at the club but playing for Derby, Alan Biggs has backed us for a win, The Pigs have started collinding and Finlux has been banned to the Phantom zone! Phew! You got all that? I told you it had been some week. Right then. Now you're all up to date.... Aston Villa - V - The Wednesday I quite like the Villa. Well. I don't really. I don't even know much about them. I just like their name. It's a proper football name. Aston Villa. Proper ground too, Villa Park. Villa Parks Holte End was actually built in what used to be the kitchen garden of Aston Hall which was owned by Sir Thomas Holte. I do love a kitchen Garden. They're an absolute picture of England aren't they? Mine isn't though. It was of course. Until I appointed Big Guns as gardener 4 years ago it's gone to ruin. The Blaggard only turned up for one day and the next he was gone , and so was all the gardening equipment. Never seen him since! Anyway. I digress. Villa were many peoples favourites for promotion having spent lots of money, having the most promoted Championship manager in the game and signing one of Englands best centre halves of the past 30 years. Their season got off to a slow burn though with early defeats to Cardiff and Reading. Typically though they are coming into form just as we appear on the calendar. With just 1 defeat in the last six . Captained of course by one of the most famous Leaders of all time. All season we have been begging for our players to put more crosses into the box. Ironically now we come up against a team with two of the best headers of the ball in the division. So if we are going to cross...it might be time to start drilling them in hard and low. To that end I think Morgan Fox deserves to retain his spot! Right. Now have a stiff drink chaps. Because here come the bad stats.. · Aston Villa have won all five home meetings with the Owls in the second tier, winning 2-0 at Villa Park last season. · Wednesday have lost six of their last seven league matches against Villa, winning the other on the opening day of last season. · Bruce has won 8 of his 12 games against us · Kodjia has scored three goals in his last two league matches against us.. I told you, you'd need a drink! Still. I'm in positive mood. Yes, perhaps it is the remaining toxins from the hallucinogenic fungus I scraped off the lodge wall for my supper last night. But I just have this feeling that we will get a result. Just like we did in 1963 Random subliminal Stripes shot No 4 Anyway. Must dash. Doing a moonlight flit. It seems my screams last night whilst on my horrific trip alerted her Ladyship. My man Stubbs warned me that she has got the local constabulary coming down tonight as she thinks that thieves are planning something and that the lodge maybe raided. He says he's got me somewhere to go. Hopefully somewhere warm. And cosy. With heating and a good selection of food and drink. Toodle-Pip UP THE OWLS 3 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 (edited) First! Nice one Snoots. Edited November 4, 2017 by pauli 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Fantastic work mi`lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Hats off, mi'lud. Splendid OMDT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal M Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Pinned. UTMFO I move a lot of concrete on the QVC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owl in Nottingham Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Not going...... never seen us win at Villa Park. But some one remind me what match was the Big Ron comment......"the keeper should have put his cap on it".... match? UTO do it this time boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted November 4, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 4, 2017 (edited) How much bloody further Stubbs? I'm getting nettled to buggery here and I can barely see a bloody thing......I know, I know needs must, but how far? ...I'm coming, I'm coming hang on...ARRRGH ...for Gods sake man you might have held the branch it's sprung right into my facking eyes.....And diD you bring any food? ...What do you mean no? ...I'm bloody starving out here...3 days with nothing.....I can't even begin to tell you what I ate last night or the state it left me in......slow down...I can't see you.....Yes, well, we weren't all lucky enough to be in the SAS were we...some of us aren't used to skulking about like bloody criminals.....it's here you say? Thank God...I can barely wait to get a nice warm bath and....Good God! You are joking aren't you! FFS! Edited November 4, 2017 by Lord Snooty 1 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Morning all, Nice one Snooty. I reckon we can win this one, but it will be a tough game for sure. So I'm going for a 2-1 Wednesday win. Rhodes and Baz with the goals. TO VICTORY!! COME ON WEDNESDAY!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOLS Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Great OMDT M'Lud. I was hoping for something a bit more sleep-inducing but your whistle stop tour through the events of the week and then sudden u-turn into a pleasant quiet garden were far from that. And the statistics of Villa's success against us could be enough to keep me awake all night.I'm off to my comfy bed now, and hope you get a good night sleep in your new accommodation! Tomorrow is a new day, with the opportunity for a glorious victory for the Owls. I think we can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wonder Spaniel Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Beautiful work M'lord! Got feeling about tomorrow......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencerowl Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Nice one lord snoots. UTO a 1-0 Wednesday hammering of the vanilla bar stewards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tom Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 (edited) Nicely done Snoots old stick. I like Villa as a concept, but mildly detest them as an entity. I would like Sheffield Wednesday to give them a thick ear in tomorrow’s sports match. Sort of hope Grealish plays because he’s loathsome and tedious, yet always seems to stay one scabby recent goal proud of being outed as such. Our stout fellows will tolerate no such nincompoopery, hastening his inexorable demise I trust. Indeed, Bannan will show the preening ninny precisely how low-slung it’s acceptable to wear one’s socks - and not one millimetre lower! - while also showing him his wee Scottish derrière as he scampers merrily betwixt the braying rank and file of the shrugging, shark-eyed mercenaries in Villa’s Lynx Java-wearing Orc army. Truly a base and motley rabble, those Villans, who - it seems to me - of late always look like they just happen to be wearing claret and blue this season, without ever really appearing to know or care quite why. Top arseholes, to a man. 2-3 to The Wednesday. Edited November 4, 2017 by Mr. Tom 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torryowl Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 this is one of those games that's difficult to call ......it could be 4-0 to them or we could dig in and it end up 2-0 . we may even play really well and only get beat 1-0 .......but i'm going for the lucky disputed" never a pen ref and why you sending terry off I know it was a foul but it was down by the corner flag and the only place hooper was going was for a pie " moments where summat finally goes our way . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Come! On! Wednesday! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Snooty said: Hello Chums, What a week! Wednesday beat Millwall - Jordan Rhodes is hero of the hour. The third strip was going to be worn this weekend, then it wasn't, now it'll be the home kit, which will be given away afterwards, which might not be wise seeing we're running out of them. The Chairman has sent out an official but unofficial 40,000 worded reply to a question that no one is sure has been asked, and in part sort of apologised without saying sorry ("sorry, not sorry" - i think the youngsters say) to a twitter supporter who it later transpires is actually a fictional character from an Ian Rankin novel. Adam Reach (How much?!) has won player of the month. Sam Winnall has become the greatest centre forward in the history of the club in 90 minutes - whilst not at the club but playing for Derby, Alan Biggs has backed us for a win, The Pigs have started collinding and Finlux has been banned to the Phantom zone! Phew! You got all that? I told you it had been some week. Right then. Now you're all up to date.... Aston Villa - V - The Wednesday I quite like the Villa. Well. I don't really. I don't even know much about them. I just like their name. It's a proper football name. Aston Villa. Proper ground too, Villa Park. Villa Parks Holte End was actually built in what used to be the kitchen garden of Aston Hall which was owned by Sir Thomas Holte. I do love a kitchen Garden. They're an absolute picture of England aren't they? Mine isn't though. It was of course. Until I appointed Big Guns as gardener 4 years ago it's gone to ruin. The Blaggard only turned up for one day and the next he was gone , and so was all the gardening equipment. Never seen him since! Anyway. I digress. Villa were many peoples favourites for promotion having spent lots of money, having the most promoted Championship manager in the game and signing one of Englands best centre halves of the past 30 years. Their season got off to a slow burn though with early defeats to Cardiff and Reading. Typically though they are coming into form just as we appear on the calendar. With just 1 defeat in the last six . Captained of course by one of the most famous Leaders of all time. All season we have been begging for our players to put more crosses into the box. Ironically now we come up against a team with two of the best headers of the ball in the division. So if we are going to cross...it might be time to start drilling them in hard and low. To that end I think Morgan Fox deserves to retain his spot! Right. Now have a stiff drink chaps. Because here come the bad stats.. · Aston Villa have won all five home meetings with the Owls in the second tier, winning 2-0 at Villa Park last season. · Wednesday have lost six of their last seven league matches against Villa, winning the other on the opening day of last season. · Bruce has won 8 of his 12 games against us · Kodjia has scored three goals in his last two league matches against us.. I told you, you'd need a drink! Still. I'm in positive mood. Yes, perhaps it is the remaining toxins from the hallucinogenic fungus I scraped off the lodge wall for my supper last night. But I just have this feeling that we will get a result. Just like we did in 1963 Random subliminal Stripes shot No 4 Anyway. Must dash. Doing a moonlight flit. It seems my screams last night whilst on my horrific trip alerted her Ladyship. My man Stubbs warned me that she has got the local constabulary coming down tonight as she thinks that thieves are planning something and that the lodge maybe raided. He says he's got me somewhere to go. Hopefully somewhere warm. And cosy. With heating and a good selection of food and drink. Toodle-Pip UP THE OWLS Owls players 62/63 we won 2-0 Quinn & Layne L-R Young, Fantham ,Megson, Johnson and Springett. Below. Tinsel boobies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauli Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 nev you daft tap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offalyowl Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Brilliant my lord, think we will win this 3-2 uto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Nice one m'Lord. Two questions: 1) The country garden, Sewerby Park? 2) You sure we've only played Villa 5 seasons in 2nd tier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiejohn Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Excellent and daisy duke super Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trumbullowl Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 We are Sheffield Wednesday and we go to all the games to fight for the three points. COME ON WEDNESDAY ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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