Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted October 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 2, 2020 (edited) "You seem in decent spirits this evening ,Sir despite the fact we're still computerised blocks and the management still haven't returned any of our calls." "I'll tell you why, Stubbs, I'll tell you why. I like the cut of this Patersons jib." "Ah, the new utility man.." "Striker, Stubbs, Striker. Going to be our number 9. Just what we need" "Oh. I see." "Likes getting up front and roughing folks up a bit. "I'm here to hustle and bustle and get in peoples faces", that's what he said. Not afraid to stick his head in where it hurts either. Which is lucky, as most of our crosses end up at the feet of the first defender, and you have to be brave to get in there. Reminds me of old Harry Kane in the World Cup. You want those brave chaps up the top end of the pitch. Yes, I like the cove. He's got a confidence about him" "I should think so Sir, he's Tottenham's 3rd all time top goalscorer behind only Greaves and Smith and he's only 13 behind Wayne Rooneys record for England" "Not Kane, you oaf! Paterson!" "Oh" "Yes, he's got that inner belief , you know, and self confidence. Have you seen him? Oh, I'll tell you, you could quite imagine him in a vest leaping confidently from the back of one Waltzer car to another, chatting up giggling teenage girls with his bryl-creamed hair and a toothpick jutting from between his railings. Yes, a winning smile and a bit of swagger. " "A handy skill set, I'm sure.." "It will be, having you seen the grappling that goes on in an 18 yard box these days? You need good balance after being spun about by some brutish centre back. I'll tell you something else about the cove, did you see all his press photos at his unveiling?" "I didn't ,Sir" "Jutting elbows Stubbs. Jutting elbows. Looks very adept with them" "Wouldn't it be more useful if he was adept with his feet, Sir?" "This is the Championship not the Champions League. Stubbs it may have escaped your attention but we're in a dog fight battling for the clubs very survival in the division. It's not some game of tiddly winks you know. You've got to have someone in there who can mix it up a bit. Bring a bit of mobility and physicality." "Played for Scots hasn't he ,Sir" "He has! And they like a scrap." "So, a Scottish International who's good at giving a thumbs up signal....seems familiar somehow...well, I'm sure he'll be a roaring success, Sir" "Get out!" WEDNESDAY -V- QUEENS PARK RANGERS Championship Saturday 3rd September, 2020 Kick Off: 13:00 Hillsborough ****************** THE TEAM NEWS WEDNESDAY Callum Paterson completed a bargain £500,000 switch from Cardiff on Wednesday and is in contention to make his debut on Saturday. Wednesday are without a goal in three matches and Paterson could provide a bit of added spark in attack alongside one of Josh Windass, Elias Kachunga or Jordan Rhodes. WEDNESDAY Predicted line-up (3-5-2) DAWSON IORFA LEES VAN AKEN HARRIS BROWN LUONGO BANNAN PALMER WINDASS KACHUNGA ****************** QPR Joe Lumley was left out of the squad last weekend because of doubts over his future. Not a lot has changed in that regard, so Seny Dieng is expected to start again between the sticks at Hillsborough. Up top, summer signing Lyndon Dykes has two goals in three games since joining and will lead the line, with attacking midfielder Ilias Chair positioned just off him. QPR Predicted line-up (4-2-3-1) DIENG KAKEY DICKIE BARBET WALLACE CAMERON CARROLL O-SAMUEL CHAIR AMOS DYKES ****************** ****************** Edited October 2, 2020 by Lord Snooty 20 5 6 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLS haven Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Love it snooty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted October 2, 2020 Author Share Posted October 2, 2020 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrbluesky Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Can’t wait for Patterson to pull on that No.5 shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dewsburyowl58 Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Brilliant Snoots love it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offalyowl Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Great as always snoots, 2 -1 win for us uto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted October 2, 2020 Author Share Posted October 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, mrbluesky said: Can’t wait for Patterson to pull on that No.5 shirt! 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morepork Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 (edited) I’ll be happy if Paterson tw@ts everyone in the first 5 minutes!!!!! Vent a little. Surely this is a must win game and everyone knows it..... Edited October 2, 2020 by Morepork 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sunburn Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Put two good halves together, Wednesday. And a late gamer from Paterson to boot. UTO. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Nick Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Right on schedule, the OMDT, just after midnight GMT, thank you Lord Snooty, wouldn't be matchday without it. SWFC is going to take the loss to Bristol City out on QPR, I really think so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDO Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Brilliant Snoots. Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Wednesday! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 "Mirror, Indicate. I do believe we're about to turn the corner" Not too far off now, a squad being assembled where we may be able to rotate and give one or two a break. As for today I think we'll come out on top ! UTO & DTB COME ON LADS WAWAW GIVE EM HELL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitcat Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 (edited) Shame, fancied our chances of getting a few goals past this old crone. Edited October 3, 2020 by Hitcat 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogers Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 (edited) Must win this one..pressure should be on from the first minute to the last of every game Come on Wednesday! Edited October 3, 2020 by Rogers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Great OMDT M'Lud as per usual. Really need 3 points from this. C'mon Wednesday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 THE WEDNESDAY 2 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewswfc Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 3 points today me thinks. Sweaty socks to the rescue. Bannan screamer and Patterson header. Need a win today. Come on you blue and white wizards. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Snoots - brilliant OP, as ever but, better still, I noticed that that you got the date wrong, by one month, in the "match venue, date and time" announcement, so I win the prize of my choice to the value of £1 or less. Can I have a money-off coupon for Ben and Jerry's ice cream, please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Howling conditions out there. Hope to see a battling performance and not too many hoofed balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted October 3, 2020 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Come on lads. Let’s hammer the Wangers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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