Luke Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 I know it's Dingles but I love this 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torryowl Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 We want 6 ,we want6 .....is a favourite of mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighworthOwl Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 A Newcastle one describing how thick Sunderland fans are made me laugh “you eat a hot dog in a burger bun!” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post meggoisgod Posted August 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2020 Sunshine on Leith Best ever...end of 8 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scilly owl Posted August 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2020 Dance then wherever you may be, We’re the nouveau riche who support Chelsea, We’ve been coming here since 2003, Please sit down because my wife can’t see. 2 1 1 31 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 37 minutes ago, scilly owl said: Dance then wherever you may be, We’re the nouveau riche who support Chelsea, We’ve been coming here since 2003, Please sit down because my wife can’t see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCityIsOurs Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 1 hour ago, torryowl said: We want 6 ,we want6 .....is a favourite of mine Dint we sing that last season when we were 5-0 down to Brentford 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post latemodelchild Posted August 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2020 When we played Newcastle on boxing day, first season they'd been down here for a while, a load of their fans came in fancy dress. At the front of the upper lepp were 4 or 5 dressed in Star Wars outfits. I tried to get the chant going. "Tracksuit from Alderaan, Tracksuit from Alderaan" Bit niche but would have been classed as genius by those that got it. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 I always chuckled at the one that ended with, "Packet of sweets and a cheeky smile"(i'll not add the rest as not to offend anyone...). Would not go down well with the cancel culture or socially entitled groups but still amusing none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWL1969 Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 1 hour ago, meggoisgod said: Sunshine on Leith Best ever...end of Although I wanted Rangers to win, the video of Hibs fans singing this after the Cup Final is immense. Real spine tingler. So I agree. The funniest I remember being sung to us was from Bristol City fans many years ago I only read it in the Green un, as I like over 2.5k didn't get there due to the snow (our coach made it all the way to Prince of Wales Road and back in about 3 hours). To the few hundred Wednesday fans who did manage to get there, as the snow continued to fall they chanted "One bed and Breakfast, there's only one bed and Breakfast, one bed and Breakfast" always amused me. Our own funny ones that stick in my mind Are "she's got chlamydia" at Birmingham And although a long time (and you had to be there) "We know, where you live, in them flats, in them flats" At the old Den. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldierboyblue Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 You're gonna get your fcuking head kicked in You're gonna get your fcuking head kicked in You're going home in a Yorkshire ambulance You're going home in a Yorkshire ambulance 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axolotl Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Couldn't look any more Bransley if he tried 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devonstrix Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 The first time I actually laughed out loud at a football chant was about forty years ago when I first heard:- oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like do like to be beside the sea oh I do like to walk along the prom prom prom when the brass band plays fizz off West Brom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Greengrass Posted August 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2020 Not the best but made me laugh when I first heard it Chelsea fans to Man Utd.... "We'll race you back to London" 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick_Turpin Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 54 minutes ago, GerOwl said: I always chuckled at the one that ended with, "Packet of sweets and a cheeky smile"(i'll not add the rest as not to offend anyone...). Would not go down well with the cancel culture or socially entitled groups but still amusing none the less. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Der, der...der, der, der...der, der, der, der...BOOTH! 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 2 hours ago, meggoisgod said: Sunshine on Leith Best ever...end of My mate's a Hibs fan. Brilliant song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dick_Turpin Posted August 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2020 56 minutes ago, GerOwl said: I always chuckled at the one that ended with, "Packet of sweets and a cheeky smile"(i'll not add the rest as not to offend anyone...). Would not go down well with the cancel culture or socially entitled groups but still amusing none the less. It's ridiculous that you can't accuse an innocent bloke of being a paedo without some bloody do-gooder getting in the way. 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 1 minute ago, rickygoo said: It's ridiculous that you can't accuse an innocent bloke of being a paedo without some bloody do-gooder getting in the way. To be fair, the accused in that case was found guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ever the pessimist Posted August 20, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2020 ‘If you tolerate Rix Then your children will be next’ To the Manics tune when Graham Rix was coaching Pompey. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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