axolotl

As soon as I wake up and switch on iFollow....

This. A hundred times this. I work shifts and travel from Coventry (not the longest journey, granted), so I can't attend every home match (work), and sometimes those I can are set that little bit too high that I question whether it is worth the drive up. Flat rates would be infinitely better - on my weekends off, when they align with our home matches, I'd not worry about checking category - I know it's £30.

Full time, get in

Given to Joao?

Get in!!!!!!!!

Ah boobies

We got the playoffs! We got the playoffs! Aye, and we are still no better off for it, still in the same division. But hey, a nice day out. Bless.

Brilliant

If you think the team were fit and properly prepared, then you need to give your head a serious wobble. Carlos admitted himself that fitness training wasn't a priority. He said that himself!

Lee Bullen spoke to us at our table during the VIP brekkie, and he said some long-term injuries were back in training now, with the rest being drip fed back in. He said the players all reported back in good shape and they had tailored training regimes for the break to ensure they came back in good condition. He didn't name any names, but was positive on the whole, and things look encouraging in terms of fitness and injuries. It's "better than before", he said!

Chansiri was around with his kids, passed him outside the Megastore

On my way back to Coventry after a cracking day. Took the little ones, the youngest for his first time. We paid for the VIP breakfast, and I'm glad we did. All playing and coaching staff were friendly and approachable, and my own personal highlight was Atdhe serving breakfast to my 2 year old. It was obviously lost on him, but still, I love it, it was a great moment, and fair play to Atdhe for being such a good sport. I hope anyone else who went enjoyed themselves as much as we did.

Paul Hollywood not enjoying life with Channel 4?

I think Neil needs to show us on the doll where the craft beer drinkers touched him.