Inspector Lestrade Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 17 minutes ago, sonofbert2 said: I have just got knocked back from the most lovely Polish lass ever but this mad thread title has saved me from killing myself... Thanks! Whats her number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 40 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Yea...Heres f.ookin' Linford Christie........ If I had that comin at me feckin Usain Bolt wouldn't catch me, FFS Away from it before ye all ask, 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Inspector Lestrade said: Whats her number? She is super nice but def had her nose bust from her current partner.....Do I really need this? YES - LIKE WEDNESDAY NEED FLETCHER!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Costello 77 said: Rhodes.. like Harris have both got large arses which is where your running power comes from..so why is one slow and the other one rapid? Costy me owld buddy, I'm in me car dashin to yer rescue mate. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S36 OWL Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Inspector Lestrade said: We've reached a new low Not even close mate . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhForAnotherShez Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Must have had a boring day when we talk about glutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Not even close mate . Shouldn't you be in Greno Woods at this time of night, FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cognacbarnowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 1 minute ago, OhForAnotherShez said: Must have had a boring day when we talk about glutes. The John Ritchie fred is the gluten free one, FFS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 28 minutes ago, S36 OWL said: Not even close mate . Don't worry,there still time for things to happen on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edmontonowl Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 It's a version of low hanging fruit, for sure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls2k Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Has to be said, this is the best name of a topic since Owlstalk was born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binky Griptite Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Inspector Lestrade said: We've reached a new low We're certainly at bottom that's for sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeshater Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Costello 77 said: Rhodes.. like Harris have both got large arses which is where your running power comes from..so why is one slow and the other one rapid? For real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulsar Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 11 hours ago, gurujuan said: Be some reight speed merchants in Boston then Massachusetts or Lincolnshire? If it's the former then absolutely. Mind you if it's the latter then..... absolutely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Pulsar said: Massachusetts or Lincolnshire? If it's the former then absolutely. Mind you if it's the latter then..... absolutely! They could be Wrangle ing about this for hours !! This news is an Old Leak though.. Best just give it a Boardsides before the Swineshead lot get wind of it .... Just a bunch of Low Down Bums really .... Edited December 9, 2019 by OWLERTON GHOST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s73owl Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Right lads n lasses what have I missed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 14 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: Will get back to you after Strictly Results show .. We've taped it... Betamax top loader? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 15 hours ago, Inspector Lestrade said: We've reached a new low we certainly have. the football is that bad, men in the stands are comparing other men's arses. how low have we stooped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtawnyowl Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 15 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: .. Didds / Diddys = Breasts Ahh ! That explains the piggies nickname of 'Didsy' for McGoldrick then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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