Big bum speed enigma

[HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU]

Looks like this thread might have bottomed out

[OWLERTON GHOST]

3 minutes ago, HOOTIE AND THE poo TU said:

Looks like this thread might have bottomed out

It'll rear up again later ...

[Binky Griptite]

There's one thing conspicuous by its absence in this thread:

 

A colon (except it's no longer absent)

[bobness]

16 hours ago, OWLERTON GHOST said:

Harris has got a great pair of Didds too ...

 

I've heard that him and Fletcher go bra shopping together 

[edmontonowl]

2 hours ago, Binky Griptite said:

There's one thing conspicuous by its absence in this thread:

 

A colon (except it's no longer absent)

 

 

well done for rectalfying that

[theowlsman]

On 08/12/2019 at 19:38, Costello 77 said:

Rhodes.. like Harris have both got large arses which is where your running power comes from..so why is one slow and the other one rapid?

 

One has a butt plug. I’ll let you guess which one.

 

Orlando told me.

[sternlad]

Reyt....1) Can’t believe we have a thread about Harris’s ‘Arris.

            2) Don’t fast twitch fibres come into this?
            3) Harris knows how to run, Rhodes must have missed all his P.E. lessons from the age of 4 onwards. (Probably had a    

                 note from his mother every time though)

            3) Harris has a balanced and efficient arm action, Rhodes looks like a seagull taking its library books back.

            4) Harris has a low centre of gravity, Rhodes always looks like he’s about to trip and fall dramatically inside the penalty 

                 area (I believe this is known as ‘overgrown toddler syndrome’.)

Apart from all that they’re fairly evenly matched I’d say

[cognacbarnowl]

7 hours ago, sternlad said:

Reyt....1) Can’t believe we have a thread about Harris’s ‘Arris.

            2) Don’t fast twitch fibres come into this?
            3) Harris knows how to run, Rhodes must have missed all his P.E. lessons from the age of 4 onwards. (Probably had a    

                 note from his mother every time though)

            3) Harris has a balanced and efficient arm action, Rhodes looks like a seagull taking its library books back.

            4) Harris has a low centre of gravity, Rhodes always looks like he’s about to trip and fall dramatically inside the penalty 

                 area (I believe this is known as ‘overgrown toddler syndrome’.)

Apart from all that they’re fairly evenly matched I’d say

 

 

3) (the first 3) not the second 3) ) , will explain why Rhodes writes such lovely letters, FFS    It's a genetic thing I suppose.