Ethel The Tree

Really enjoyed that - many thanks to all who took part Triggers all my own memories from following Wednesday since the age of ten When I take time to look back, even the bad times were good UTO

I thought all this talk of periscopes and crispy pancakes meant we were going live over to @keefdave's house to watch him get tea on

To be fair he hasn't eaten owt since Boxing Day!

Ah, now would that be tomorrow's tea? Or a late supper? Or a cup o' tea?

... although BetFred will offer odds on how long the jute lasts

Nah, stringing tomato plants has never been much of a spectator sport

Speaking from experience here Strung a row of tomato plants using jute - snapped as soon as fruit started to swell and they all ended up on the ground

If we don't win tonight we can forget about playing Chelsea in the next round

Or jute? Things get too heavy and they'd automatically disintegrate

Thought we'd lost Kivo there - arrested for spying or summat So ... lost it in the last minute - bummer!

Dammit 2-3 conceded in the 89th minute

Into the last 10 minutes now, still 2-2

Updates have dried up but apparently we're at 2-2 now

Budget cutbacks here on Owlstalk

Jock Stabbs